Author: Lewis Black

Quotes

It's absolutely stupid that we live without an ozone layer. We have men, we've got rockets, we've got saran wrap - fix it!

It's absolutely stupid that we live without an ozone layer. We have men, we've got rockets, we've got saran wrap - fix it!

- Lewis Black

What I find most disturbing about Valentine's Day is, look, I get that you have to have a holiday of love, but in the height of flu season, it makes no sense.

What I find most disturbing about Valentine's Day is, look, I get that you have to have a holiday of love, but in the height of flu season, it makes no sense.

- Lewis Black

All food is comfort food. Maybe I just like to chew.

All food is comfort food. Maybe I just like to chew.

- Lewis Black

If you're going to vote for somebody because you think they have a great faith in God, you'd better be sure that God has faith in them.

If you're going to vote for somebody because you think they have a great faith in God, you'd better be sure that God has faith in them.

- Lewis Black

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