Author: Lily Tomlin

Quotes

Sometimes I feel like a figment of my own imagination.

Sometimes I feel like a figment of my own imagination.

- Lily Tomlin

Don't be afraid of missing opportunities. Behind every failure is an opportunity somebody wishes they had missed.

Don't be afraid of missing opportunities. Behind every failure is an opportunity somebody wishes they had missed.

- Lily Tomlin

Why is it that when we talk to God we're said to be praying but when God talks to us we're schizophrenic?

Why is it that when we talk to God we're said to be praying but when God talks to us we're schizophrenic?

- Lily Tomlin

I always wanted to be somebody, but now I realize I should have been more specific.

I always wanted to be somebody, but now I realize I should have been more specific.

- Lily Tomlin

I like a teacher who gives you something to take home to think about besides homework.

I like a teacher who gives you something to take home to think about besides homework.

- Lily Tomlin

The best mind-altering drug is the truth.

The best mind-altering drug is the truth.

- Lily Tomlin

The trouble with the rat race is that even if you win, you're still a rat.

The trouble with the rat race is that even if you win, you're still a rat.

- Lily Tomlin

The road to success is always under construction.

The road to success is always under construction.

- Lily Tomlin

We're all in this alone.

We're all in this alone.

- Lily Tomlin

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