Author: Lily Tomlin

Quotes

Why is it that when we talk to God we're said to be praying but when God talks to us we're schizophrenic?

Why is it that when we talk to God we're said to be praying but when God talks to us we're schizophrenic?

- Lily Tomlin

The road to success is always under construction.

The road to success is always under construction.

- Lily Tomlin

The best mind-altering drug is the truth.

The best mind-altering drug is the truth.

- Lily Tomlin

But there are too many people that make so much money at the cost of lives of other humans and for no reason but to make the money.

But there are too many people that make so much money at the cost of lives of other humans and for no reason but to make the money.

- Lily Tomlin

Sometimes I feel like a figment of my own imagination.

Sometimes I feel like a figment of my own imagination.

- Lily Tomlin

Sometimes I worry about being a success in a mediocre world.

Sometimes I worry about being a success in a mediocre world.

- Lily Tomlin

The trouble with the rat race is that even if you win, you're still a rat.

The trouble with the rat race is that even if you win, you're still a rat.

- Lily Tomlin

Don't be afraid of missing opportunities. Behind every failure is an opportunity somebody wishes they had missed.

Don't be afraid of missing opportunities. Behind every failure is an opportunity somebody wishes they had missed.

- Lily Tomlin

I like a teacher who gives you something to take home to think about besides homework.

I like a teacher who gives you something to take home to think about besides homework.

- Lily Tomlin

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