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Author: Louie Anderson
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Minnesotans really think they run the whole world, I love that.
Minnesotans really think they run the whole world, I love that.
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Louie Anderson
I was 10th of 11 kids in an alcoholic, abusive, poor family. We all want things that we can't have. And I found comedy.
I was 10th of 11 kids in an alcoholic, abusive, poor family. We all want things that we can't have. And I found comedy.
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Louie Anderson
Well, isn't every successful person in every family the bankbook?
Well, isn't every successful person in every family the bankbook?
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Louie Anderson
You can't open anything after your 50. You have to wait 'til people stop by the house. 'Oh my God, I'm glad you're here.'
You can't open anything after your 50. You have to wait 'til people stop by the house. 'Oh my God, I'm glad you're here.'
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Louie Anderson
All great comedians make me laugh, but people make me laugh more.
All great comedians make me laugh, but people make me laugh more.
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Louie Anderson
Everyone always comes to one point in their life as an artist where you can either let your heart guide you or your ego.
Everyone always comes to one point in their life as an artist where you can either let your heart guide you or your ego.
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Louie Anderson
If I have food in the house and I'm laying in bed, I go, 'I bet that Captain Crunch is lonely in the cupboard.'
If I have food in the house and I'm laying in bed, I go, 'I bet that Captain Crunch is lonely in the cupboard.'
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Louie Anderson
You have to be funny about it and honest about it. You can't leave yourself out of that mix. You have to be honest enough to say, I'm that messed-up one in the family.
You have to be funny about it and honest about it. You can't leave yourself out of that mix. You have to be honest enough to say, I'm that messed-up one in the family.
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Louie Anderson
I'm a 7 o'clock act. My people want to go to a show, a dinner and then go home and go to bed.
I'm a 7 o'clock act. My people want to go to a show, a dinner and then go home and go to bed.
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Louie Anderson
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