Author: Louis C. K.

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I don't stop eating when I'm full. The meal isn't over when I'm full. It's over when I hate myself.

I don't stop eating when I'm full. The meal isn't over when I'm full. It's over when I hate myself.

- Louis C. K.

Cars and cameras are the two things I let myself be materialistic about. I don't care about other stuff.

Cars and cameras are the two things I let myself be materialistic about. I don't care about other stuff.

- Louis C. K.

Well, when I was younger, I lied all the time, because once you understand the power of lying, it's really like magic because you transform reality for people.

Well, when I was younger, I lied all the time, because once you understand the power of lying, it's really like magic because you transform reality for people.

- Louis C. K.

Life isn't something you possess. It's something you take part in, and you witness.

Life isn't something you possess. It's something you take part in, and you witness.

- Louis C. K.

Talking is always positive. That's why I talk too much.

Talking is always positive. That's why I talk too much.

- Louis C. K.

I don't have a brother in real life.

I don't have a brother in real life.

- Louis C. K.

I wish I could know everything ever, like that would be my wish - that's what I hope heaven is, that they tell you who shot JFK and all that stuff.

I wish I could know everything ever, like that would be my wish - that's what I hope heaven is, that they tell you who shot JFK and all that stuff.

- Louis C. K.

I've learned from experience that if you work harder at it, and apply more energy and time to it, and more consistency, you get a better result. It comes from the work.

I've learned from experience that if you work harder at it, and apply more energy and time to it, and more consistency, you get a better result. It comes from the work.

- Louis C. K.

It's more fun to experience things when you don't know what's going to happen.

It's more fun to experience things when you don't know what's going to happen.

- Louis C. K.

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