Author: Louis C. K.

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It's more fun to experience things when you don't know what's going to happen.

It's more fun to experience things when you don't know what's going to happen.

- Louis C. K.

I don't stop eating when I'm full. The meal isn't over when I'm full. It's over when I hate myself.

I don't stop eating when I'm full. The meal isn't over when I'm full. It's over when I hate myself.

- Louis C. K.

Cars and cameras are the two things I let myself be materialistic about. I don't care about other stuff.

Cars and cameras are the two things I let myself be materialistic about. I don't care about other stuff.

- Louis C. K.

I don't have a brother in real life.

I don't have a brother in real life.

- Louis C. K.

Life isn't something you possess. It's something you take part in, and you witness.

Life isn't something you possess. It's something you take part in, and you witness.

- Louis C. K.

I think I'm past any window where I'm suddenly going to become surprisingly ripped so that people go, 'Oh, my God, what happened to you?'

I think I'm past any window where I'm suddenly going to become surprisingly ripped so that people go, 'Oh, my God, what happened to you?'

- Louis C. K.

It's a positive thing to talk about terrible things and make people laugh about them.

It's a positive thing to talk about terrible things and make people laugh about them.

- Louis C. K.

Well, when I was younger, I lied all the time, because once you understand the power of lying, it's really like magic because you transform reality for people.

Well, when I was younger, I lied all the time, because once you understand the power of lying, it's really like magic because you transform reality for people.

- Louis C. K.

I wish I could know everything ever, like that would be my wish - that's what I hope heaven is, that they tell you who shot JFK and all that stuff.

I wish I could know everything ever, like that would be my wish - that's what I hope heaven is, that they tell you who shot JFK and all that stuff.

- Louis C. K.

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