Author: Louis C. K.

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I think I'm past any window where I'm suddenly going to become surprisingly ripped so that people go, 'Oh, my God, what happened to you?'

I think I'm past any window where I'm suddenly going to become surprisingly ripped so that people go, 'Oh, my God, what happened to you?'

- Louis C. K.

I don't have a brother in real life.

I don't have a brother in real life.

- Louis C. K.

Talking is always positive. That's why I talk too much.

Talking is always positive. That's why I talk too much.

- Louis C. K.

I've met a lot of people who've lost their jobs and they still have a sense of humor.

I've met a lot of people who've lost their jobs and they still have a sense of humor.

- Louis C. K.

It's a positive thing to talk about terrible things and make people laugh about them.

It's a positive thing to talk about terrible things and make people laugh about them.

- Louis C. K.

I don't stop eating when I'm full. The meal isn't over when I'm full. It's over when I hate myself.

I don't stop eating when I'm full. The meal isn't over when I'm full. It's over when I hate myself.

- Louis C. K.

Cars and cameras are the two things I let myself be materialistic about. I don't care about other stuff.

Cars and cameras are the two things I let myself be materialistic about. I don't care about other stuff.

- Louis C. K.

To me, it's very exhilarating when somebody else does a great thing, and it's not me.

To me, it's very exhilarating when somebody else does a great thing, and it's not me.

- Louis C. K.

The problem is, the more famous you get, the more people see you who didn't choose to.

The problem is, the more famous you get, the more people see you who didn't choose to.

- Louis C. K.

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