Author: Louis C. K.

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Cars and cameras are the two things I let myself be materialistic about. I don't care about other stuff.

Cars and cameras are the two things I let myself be materialistic about. I don't care about other stuff.

- Louis C. K.

To me, it's very exhilarating when somebody else does a great thing, and it's not me.

To me, it's very exhilarating when somebody else does a great thing, and it's not me.

- Louis C. K.

I think I'm past any window where I'm suddenly going to become surprisingly ripped so that people go, 'Oh, my God, what happened to you?'

I think I'm past any window where I'm suddenly going to become surprisingly ripped so that people go, 'Oh, my God, what happened to you?'

- Louis C. K.

Well, when I was younger, I lied all the time, because once you understand the power of lying, it's really like magic because you transform reality for people.

Well, when I was younger, I lied all the time, because once you understand the power of lying, it's really like magic because you transform reality for people.

- Louis C. K.

Life isn't something you possess. It's something you take part in, and you witness.

Life isn't something you possess. It's something you take part in, and you witness.

- Louis C. K.

I've learned from experience that if you work harder at it, and apply more energy and time to it, and more consistency, you get a better result. It comes from the work.

I've learned from experience that if you work harder at it, and apply more energy and time to it, and more consistency, you get a better result. It comes from the work.

- Louis C. K.

It's a positive thing to talk about terrible things and make people laugh about them.

It's a positive thing to talk about terrible things and make people laugh about them.

- Louis C. K.

The problem is, the more famous you get, the more people see you who didn't choose to.

The problem is, the more famous you get, the more people see you who didn't choose to.

- Louis C. K.

Talking is always positive. That's why I talk too much.

Talking is always positive. That's why I talk too much.

- Louis C. K.

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