Author: Mallory Ortberg

Quotes

I have a lot of faith in the power of joking to make something thoughtful.

I have a lot of faith in the power of joking to make something thoughtful.

- Mallory Ortberg

It's an unfortunate reality of life that toxins are constantly building up in our bodies.

It's an unfortunate reality of life that toxins are constantly building up in our bodies.

- Mallory Ortberg

I grew up in a home where reading was a big deal.

I grew up in a home where reading was a big deal.

- Mallory Ortberg

In the hands of a passive-aggressive person who wants to abdicate responsibility for things, texting is a great tool. You can really go nuts.

In the hands of a passive-aggressive person who wants to abdicate responsibility for things, texting is a great tool. You can really go nuts.

- Mallory Ortberg

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