Author: Mallory Ortberg

Quotes

Usually my writing is very over the top and bombastic and very, like, 'I'm amazing! Look at me!'

Usually my writing is very over the top and bombastic and very, like, 'I'm amazing! Look at me!'

- Mallory Ortberg

It's an unfortunate reality of life that toxins are constantly building up in our bodies.

It's an unfortunate reality of life that toxins are constantly building up in our bodies.

- Mallory Ortberg

In the hands of a passive-aggressive person who wants to abdicate responsibility for things, texting is a great tool. You can really go nuts.

In the hands of a passive-aggressive person who wants to abdicate responsibility for things, texting is a great tool. You can really go nuts.

- Mallory Ortberg

I have a lot of faith in the power of joking to make something thoughtful.

I have a lot of faith in the power of joking to make something thoughtful.

- Mallory Ortberg

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