Author: Mark Twain

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In the first place, God made idiots. That was for practice. Then he made school boards.

In the first place, God made idiots. That was for practice. Then he made school boards.

- Mark Twain

It is better to keep your mouth closed and let people think you are a fool than to open it and remove all doubt.

It is better to keep your mouth closed and let people think you are a fool than to open it and remove all doubt.

- Mark Twain

When you fish for love, bait with your heart, not your brain.

When you fish for love, bait with your heart, not your brain.

- Mark Twain

Forgiveness is the fragrance that the violet sheds on the heel that has crushed it.

Forgiveness is the fragrance that the violet sheds on the heel that has crushed it.

- Mark Twain

Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it is time to pause and reflect.

Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it is time to pause and reflect.

- Mark Twain

My mother had a great deal of trouble with me, but I think she enjoyed it.

My mother had a great deal of trouble with me, but I think she enjoyed it.

- Mark Twain

Cauliflower is nothing but cabbage with a college education.

Cauliflower is nothing but cabbage with a college education.

- Mark Twain

Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company.

Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company.

- Mark Twain

A man's character may be learned from the adjectives which he habitually uses in conversation.

A man's character may be learned from the adjectives which he habitually uses in conversation.

- Mark Twain

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