Author: Samantha Bee

Quotes

It was only a few years ago that I couldn't get hired to save my life.

It was only a few years ago that I couldn't get hired to save my life.

- Samantha Bee

If it wasn't for what goes on in the world of politics, we wouldn't really have much of a show.

If it wasn't for what goes on in the world of politics, we wouldn't really have much of a show.

- Samantha Bee

Don't judge me. I made a lot of money.

Don't judge me. I made a lot of money.

- Samantha Bee

A lot of funny stuff happens in Canada.

A lot of funny stuff happens in Canada.

- Samantha Bee

The best part about poker is there's no down side.

The best part about poker is there's no down side.

- Samantha Bee

It's great when you have people who will speak passionately and honestly about what they are doing.

It's great when you have people who will speak passionately and honestly about what they are doing.

- Samantha Bee

I don't think the show would be funny to you if you didn't already have a base of information.

I don't think the show would be funny to you if you didn't already have a base of information.

- Samantha Bee

I hate birthdays. I thought that I only hated my own birthday, and then I realized that I hate my children's birthdays too.

I hate birthdays. I thought that I only hated my own birthday, and then I realized that I hate my children's birthdays too.

- Samantha Bee

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