Author: Matt Roper

Quotes

Milk which is just about to turn is akin to that moment spent on the cusp of failure in a dulled and fettered relationship.

Milk which is just about to turn is akin to that moment spent on the cusp of failure in a dulled and fettered relationship.

- Matt Roper

I want truth. I'm crying out to hear it. I need it like oxygen.

I want truth. I'm crying out to hear it. I need it like oxygen.

- Matt Roper

Seven thirty in the morning is too early for a man of my standing.

Seven thirty in the morning is too early for a man of my standing.

- Matt Roper

I like a decent funeral, and God knows in my family we've seen enough of them. Looking through family photographs now is like watching an episode of 'Dad's Army.'

I like a decent funeral, and God knows in my family we've seen enough of them. Looking through family photographs now is like watching an episode of 'Dad's Army.'

- Matt Roper

Here I sit, beneath the large window of a first-floor Georgian flat, exploring the corridors of my sordid imagination for comedic words of beauty.

Here I sit, beneath the large window of a first-floor Georgian flat, exploring the corridors of my sordid imagination for comedic words of beauty.

- Matt Roper

If comedians were truly free of repression, there would not be an inherent need to perform for the love of a roomful of total strangers.

If comedians were truly free of repression, there would not be an inherent need to perform for the love of a roomful of total strangers.

- Matt Roper

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