Author: Matt Roper

Quotes

Looking through family photographs now is like watching an episode of 'Dad's Army.' My relatives seem to drop like flies around me. Who's next? Will it be someone I can't stand?

Looking through family photographs now is like watching an episode of 'Dad's Army.' My relatives seem to drop like flies around me. Who's next? Will it be someone I can't stand?

- Matt Roper

I like a decent funeral, and God knows in my family we've seen enough of them. Looking through family photographs now is like watching an episode of 'Dad's Army.'

I like a decent funeral, and God knows in my family we've seen enough of them. Looking through family photographs now is like watching an episode of 'Dad's Army.'

- Matt Roper

Here I sit, beneath the large window of a first-floor Georgian flat, exploring the corridors of my sordid imagination for comedic words of beauty.

Here I sit, beneath the large window of a first-floor Georgian flat, exploring the corridors of my sordid imagination for comedic words of beauty.

- Matt Roper

I want truth. I'm crying out to hear it. I need it like oxygen.

I want truth. I'm crying out to hear it. I need it like oxygen.

- Matt Roper

Seven thirty in the morning is too early for a man of my standing.

Seven thirty in the morning is too early for a man of my standing.

- Matt Roper

Milk which is just about to turn is akin to that moment spent on the cusp of failure in a dulled and fettered relationship.

Milk which is just about to turn is akin to that moment spent on the cusp of failure in a dulled and fettered relationship.

- Matt Roper

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