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Author: Mitch Hedberg
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Rice is great if you're really hungry and want to eat two thousand of something.
Rice is great if you're really hungry and want to eat two thousand of something.
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Mitch Hedberg
I wanted to buy a candle holder, but the store didn't have one. So I got a cake.
I wanted to buy a candle holder, but the store didn't have one. So I got a cake.
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Mitch Hedberg
I wear a necklace, cause I wanna know when I'm upside down.
I wear a necklace, cause I wanna know when I'm upside down.
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Mitch Hedberg
I drank some boiling water because I wanted to whistle.
I drank some boiling water because I wanted to whistle.
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Mitch Hedberg
I like refried beans. That's why I wanna try fried beans, because maybe they're just as good and we're just wasting time. You don't have to fry them again after all.
I like refried beans. That's why I wanna try fried beans, because maybe they're just as good and we're just wasting time. You don't have to fry them again after all.
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Mitch Hedberg
I had a stick of CareFree gum, but it didn't work. I felt pretty good while I was blowing that bubble, but as soon as the gum lost its flavor, I was back to pondering my mortality.
I had a stick of CareFree gum, but it didn't work. I felt pretty good while I was blowing that bubble, but as soon as the gum lost its flavor, I was back to pondering my mortality.
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Mitch Hedberg
Fettucini alfredo is macaroni and cheese for adults.
Fettucini alfredo is macaroni and cheese for adults.
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Mitch Hedberg
A waffle is like a pancake with a syrup trap.
A waffle is like a pancake with a syrup trap.
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Mitch Hedberg
I don't have a girlfriend. But I do know a woman who'd be mad at me for saying that.
I don't have a girlfriend. But I do know a woman who'd be mad at me for saying that.
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Mitch Hedberg
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