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Author: Mitch Hedberg
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I had a stick of CareFree gum, but it didn't work. I felt pretty good while I was blowing that bubble, but as soon as the gum lost its flavor, I was back to pondering my mortality.
I had a stick of CareFree gum, but it didn't work. I felt pretty good while I was blowing that bubble, but as soon as the gum lost its flavor, I was back to pondering my mortality.
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Mitch Hedberg
I like refried beans. That's why I wanna try fried beans, because maybe they're just as good and we're just wasting time. You don't have to fry them again after all.
I like refried beans. That's why I wanna try fried beans, because maybe they're just as good and we're just wasting time. You don't have to fry them again after all.
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Mitch Hedberg
I don't have a girlfriend. But I do know a woman who'd be mad at me for saying that.
I don't have a girlfriend. But I do know a woman who'd be mad at me for saying that.
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Mitch Hedberg
My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them.
My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them.
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Mitch Hedberg
Rice is great if you're really hungry and want to eat two thousand of something.
Rice is great if you're really hungry and want to eat two thousand of something.
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Mitch Hedberg
Fettucini alfredo is macaroni and cheese for adults.
Fettucini alfredo is macaroni and cheese for adults.
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Mitch Hedberg
I drank some boiling water because I wanted to whistle.
I drank some boiling water because I wanted to whistle.
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Mitch Hedberg
Is a hippopotamus a hippopotamus, or just a really cool Opotamus?
Is a hippopotamus a hippopotamus, or just a really cool Opotamus?
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Mitch Hedberg
I wear a necklace, cause I wanna know when I'm upside down.
I wear a necklace, cause I wanna know when I'm upside down.
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Mitch Hedberg
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