Author: Neil Simon

Quotes

Everyone thinks they can write a play; you just write down what happened to you. But the art of it is drawing from all the moments of your life.

Everyone thinks they can write a play; you just write down what happened to you. But the art of it is drawing from all the moments of your life.

- Neil Simon

If you can go through life without experiencing pain you probably haven't been born yet.

If you can go through life without experiencing pain you probably haven't been born yet.

- Neil Simon

Sports is the only entertainment where, no matter how many times you go back, you never know the ending.

Sports is the only entertainment where, no matter how many times you go back, you never know the ending.

- Neil Simon

Sudden money is going from zero to two hundred dollars a week. The rest doesn't count.

Sudden money is going from zero to two hundred dollars a week. The rest doesn't count.

- Neil Simon

Money brings some happiness. But after a certain point, it just brings more money.

Money brings some happiness. But after a certain point, it just brings more money.

- Neil Simon

Take care of him. And make him feel important. And if you can do that, you'll have a happy and wonderful marriage. Like two out of every ten couples.

Take care of him. And make him feel important. And if you can do that, you'll have a happy and wonderful marriage. Like two out of every ten couples.

- Neil Simon

I love living. I have some problems with my life, but living is the best thing they've come up with so far.

I love living. I have some problems with my life, but living is the best thing they've come up with so far.

- Neil Simon

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