Author: Oscar Levant

Quotes

Happiness isn't something you experience; it's something you remember.

Happiness isn't something you experience; it's something you remember.

- Oscar Levant

Schizophrenia beats dining alone.

Schizophrenia beats dining alone.

- Oscar Levant

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm schizophrenic, and so am I.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm schizophrenic, and so am I.

- Oscar Levant

The only difference between the Democrats and the Republicans is that the Democrats allow the poor to be corrupt, too.

The only difference between the Democrats and the Republicans is that the Democrats allow the poor to be corrupt, too.

- Oscar Levant

I don't drink. I don't like it. It makes me feel good.

I don't drink. I don't like it. It makes me feel good.

- Oscar Levant

So little time and so little to do.

So little time and so little to do.

- Oscar Levant

Every time I look at you I get a fierce desire to be lonesome.

Every time I look at you I get a fierce desire to be lonesome.

- Oscar Levant

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