Author: Oscar Levant

Quotes

I have no trouble with y enemies. But my god damn friends... they are the ones that keep me walking the floors at night.

I have no trouble with y enemies. But my god damn friends... they are the ones that keep me walking the floors at night.

- Oscar Levant

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm schizophrenic, and so am I.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm schizophrenic, and so am I.

- Oscar Levant

Schizophrenia beats dining alone.

Schizophrenia beats dining alone.

- Oscar Levant

I don't drink. I don't like it. It makes me feel good.

I don't drink. I don't like it. It makes me feel good.

- Oscar Levant

So little time and so little to do.

So little time and so little to do.

- Oscar Levant

The only difference between the Democrats and the Republicans is that the Democrats allow the poor to be corrupt, too.

The only difference between the Democrats and the Republicans is that the Democrats allow the poor to be corrupt, too.

- Oscar Levant

Happiness isn't something you experience; it's something you remember.

Happiness isn't something you experience; it's something you remember.

- Oscar Levant

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