Author: Ricky Gervais

Quotes

I wanted to be clever, but being funny came first. That's how you know someone is clever. They don't come out and tell you pi to 13 places - they tell you a joke.

I wanted to be clever, but being funny came first. That's how you know someone is clever. They don't come out and tell you pi to 13 places - they tell you a joke.

- Ricky Gervais

Luckily, even when people are shouting lies, the truth is undamaged. Science doesn't matter what you believe.

Luckily, even when people are shouting lies, the truth is undamaged. Science doesn't matter what you believe.

- Ricky Gervais

I love UFC, vigilante films, and any acts of merciless heroism.

I love UFC, vigilante films, and any acts of merciless heroism.

- Ricky Gervais

There's no difference between fame and infamy now. There's a new school of professional famous people that don't do anything. They don't create anything.

There's no difference between fame and infamy now. There's a new school of professional famous people that don't do anything. They don't create anything.

- Ricky Gervais

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