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Author: Rita Rudner
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I think men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage. They've experienced pain and bought jewelry.
I think men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage. They've experienced pain and bought jewelry.
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Rita Rudner
I was going to have cosmetic surgery until I noticed that the doctor's office was full of portraits by Picasso.
I was going to have cosmetic surgery until I noticed that the doctor's office was full of portraits by Picasso.
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Rita Rudner
Before I met my husband, I'd never fallen in love. I'd stepped in it a few times.
Before I met my husband, I'd never fallen in love. I'd stepped in it a few times.
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Rita Rudner
A man will go to war, fight and die for his country. But he won't get a bikini wax.
A man will go to war, fight and die for his country. But he won't get a bikini wax.
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Rita Rudner
Men are self-confident because they grow up identifying with super-heroes. Women have bad self-images because they grow up identifying with Barbie.
Men are self-confident because they grow up identifying with super-heroes. Women have bad self-images because they grow up identifying with Barbie.
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Rita Rudner
I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult.
I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult.
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Rita Rudner
Men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage - they've experienced pain and bought jewelry.
Men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage - they've experienced pain and bought jewelry.
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Rita Rudner
When I eventually met Mr. Right I had no idea that his first name was Always.
When I eventually met Mr. Right I had no idea that his first name was Always.
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Rita Rudner
I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.
I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.
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Rita Rudner
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