Author: Pat Paulsen

Quotes

I'd learned some things. I knew you weren't supposed to hold a good wine at the top - the paper bag falls off.

I'd learned some things. I knew you weren't supposed to hold a good wine at the top - the paper bag falls off.

- Pat Paulsen

The last few years of my life have been a little like a long ride in a Poop de Ville with the bottom down.

The last few years of my life have been a little like a long ride in a Poop de Ville with the bottom down.

- Pat Paulsen

I think we should just tip the government if it does a good job. Fifteen percent is the standard tip, isn't it?

I think we should just tip the government if it does a good job. Fifteen percent is the standard tip, isn't it?

- Pat Paulsen

You can fool some of the people all of the time and all of the people some of the time, but you can only make a monkey out of the voters every four years!

You can fool some of the people all of the time and all of the people some of the time, but you can only make a monkey out of the voters every four years!

- Pat Paulsen

The federal government spends millions to run the Postal Service. I could lose your mail for half of that.

The federal government spends millions to run the Postal Service. I could lose your mail for half of that.

- Pat Paulsen

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