Author: Roz Chast

Quotes

Grime is not like messiness or some fingerprints on a cabinet; it takes a long time to accumulate.

Grime is not like messiness or some fingerprints on a cabinet; it takes a long time to accumulate.

- Roz Chast

I had to get good grades and do well in school - my mother was an assistant principal and my father was a teacher - and they took this very seriously.

I had to get good grades and do well in school - my mother was an assistant principal and my father was a teacher - and they took this very seriously.

- Roz Chast

Did you know that you can live on Ensure for a year? A person can live for a really long time just lying in bed and drinking Ensure - way longer than you think.

Did you know that you can live on Ensure for a year? A person can live for a really long time just lying in bed and drinking Ensure - way longer than you think.

- Roz Chast

I just really love the cartoon form. I love the plasticity of it.

I just really love the cartoon form. I love the plasticity of it.

- Roz Chast

I'm sure that my parents' behavior has entered my work, I'm sorry to say. I don't think you need to have a difficult childhood to be funny, but it helps.

I'm sure that my parents' behavior has entered my work, I'm sorry to say. I don't think you need to have a difficult childhood to be funny, but it helps.

- Roz Chast

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