Author: Ryan Stiles

Quotes

I'm going to buy some green bananas because by the time I get home they'll be ripe.

I'm going to buy some green bananas because by the time I get home they'll be ripe.

- Ryan Stiles

I wasn't particularly funny in high school, but I grew up with three older brothers who were quite funny.

I wasn't particularly funny in high school, but I grew up with three older brothers who were quite funny.

- Ryan Stiles

I love B.C., but you know what taxes are like in Canada.

I love B.C., but you know what taxes are like in Canada.

- Ryan Stiles

I'd rather drive the yellow brick road, you wouldn't happen to know of a rental car place around.

I'd rather drive the yellow brick road, you wouldn't happen to know of a rental car place around.

- Ryan Stiles

If I were but a man who would be tall, I would be me.

If I were but a man who would be tall, I would be me.

- Ryan Stiles

I can't sprinkle sprinkles on. I lose control when I have sprinkles. I'm shaky. I still remember the great sprinkle accident of 1982.

I can't sprinkle sprinkles on. I lose control when I have sprinkles. I'm shaky. I still remember the great sprinkle accident of 1982.

- Ryan Stiles

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