Author: Sam Kinison

Quotes

My view of life is, 'If you're going to miss Heaven, why miss it by two inches? Miss it!

My view of life is, 'If you're going to miss Heaven, why miss it by two inches? Miss it!

- Sam Kinison

If I've learned one thing, it's 'don't tell the truth.' Lies keep you together.

If I've learned one thing, it's 'don't tell the truth.' Lies keep you together.

- Sam Kinison

Stand-up comedy is an art form and it dies unless you expand it.

Stand-up comedy is an art form and it dies unless you expand it.

- Sam Kinison

I'm so tired of men who are afraid to hurt women's feelings.

I'm so tired of men who are afraid to hurt women's feelings.

- Sam Kinison

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