Author: Stephen Colbert

Quotes

I have a mug that actually verifies that I'm the world's best dad. That's a mug. That's not me talking. You can't just buy those.

I have a mug that actually verifies that I'm the world's best dad. That's a mug. That's not me talking. You can't just buy those.

- Stephen Colbert

I have a morality. I don't know if it's the best morality. And I do like thinking. If people perceive that as a moral intellectualism, that's fine. That's up to them to decide.

I have a morality. I don't know if it's the best morality. And I do like thinking. If people perceive that as a moral intellectualism, that's fine. That's up to them to decide.

- Stephen Colbert

I love being onstage. I love the relationship with the audience. I love the letting go, the sense of discovery, the improvising.

I love being onstage. I love the relationship with the audience. I love the letting go, the sense of discovery, the improvising.

- Stephen Colbert

When my car runs out of gas, I buy a new one. I don't want to ride around in a quitter.

When my car runs out of gas, I buy a new one. I don't want to ride around in a quitter.

- Stephen Colbert

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