Author: Stephen Colbert

Quotes

When my car runs out of gas, I buy a new one. I don't want to ride around in a quitter.

When my car runs out of gas, I buy a new one. I don't want to ride around in a quitter.

- Stephen Colbert

I have a mug that actually verifies that I'm the world's best dad. That's a mug. That's not me talking. You can't just buy those.

I have a mug that actually verifies that I'm the world's best dad. That's a mug. That's not me talking. You can't just buy those.

- Stephen Colbert

Thankfully, dreams can change. If we'd all stuck with our first dream, the world would be overrun with cowboys and princesses.

Thankfully, dreams can change. If we'd all stuck with our first dream, the world would be overrun with cowboys and princesses.

- Stephen Colbert

I love being onstage. I love the relationship with the audience. I love the letting go, the sense of discovery, the improvising.

I love being onstage. I love the relationship with the audience. I love the letting go, the sense of discovery, the improvising.

- Stephen Colbert

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