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Author: Tommy Cooper
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A woman tells her doctor, 'I've got a bad back.' The doctor says, 'It's old age.' The woman says, 'I want a second opinion.' The doctor says: 'Okay - you're ugly as well.'
A woman tells her doctor, 'I've got a bad back.' The doctor says, 'It's old age.' The woman says, 'I want a second opinion.' The doctor says: 'Okay - you're ugly as well.'
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Tommy Cooper
I went window shopping today! I bought four windows.
I went window shopping today! I bought four windows.
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Tommy Cooper
Well, my wife and I were married in a toilet - it was a marriage of convenience!
Well, my wife and I were married in a toilet - it was a marriage of convenience!
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Tommy Cooper
So I was getting into my car, and this bloke says to me 'Can you give me a lift?' I said 'Sure, you look great, the world's your oyster, go for it.'
So I was getting into my car, and this bloke says to me 'Can you give me a lift?' I said 'Sure, you look great, the world's your oyster, go for it.'
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Tommy Cooper
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