Author: Vanessa Bayer

Quotes

I felt that it was cool to even get to the point where I was able to audition on the actual 'SNL' stage. Looking back on it, I can't believe that I wasn't more nervous.

I felt that it was cool to even get to the point where I was able to audition on the actual 'SNL' stage. Looking back on it, I can't believe that I wasn't more nervous.

- Vanessa Bayer

My dad is a really funny guy, and we would make jokes about my leukemia. When my friends would come over, we would joke about it, too.

My dad is a really funny guy, and we would make jokes about my leukemia. When my friends would come over, we would joke about it, too.

- Vanessa Bayer

It's so funny: at 'SNL,' Bill Hader always kind of treated me like his little sister and would kind of, like, lovingly bully me.

It's so funny: at 'SNL,' Bill Hader always kind of treated me like his little sister and would kind of, like, lovingly bully me.

- Vanessa Bayer

There always have been funny women.

There always have been funny women.

- Vanessa Bayer

I've been watching a lot of A&E's 'Intervention.' I know that's sort of depressing, but I love watching it.

I've been watching a lot of A&E's 'Intervention.' I know that's sort of depressing, but I love watching it.

- Vanessa Bayer

I sleep a lot on Sunday. It's really great.

I sleep a lot on Sunday. It's really great.

- Vanessa Bayer

I do think that the audience thinks it's funny when you break, but if you do it all the time, it loses something.

I do think that the audience thinks it's funny when you break, but if you do it all the time, it loses something.

- Vanessa Bayer

People think New York is crazy and busy, but it's actually a great place for lazy people to live.

People think New York is crazy and busy, but it's actually a great place for lazy people to live.

- Vanessa Bayer

I went to this one in Ohio, and then I became a counselor there, and it was just the most fun thing. I was so depressed when I came home from camp.

I went to this one in Ohio, and then I became a counselor there, and it was just the most fun thing. I was so depressed when I came home from camp.

- Vanessa Bayer

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