Author: Vanessa Bayer

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I've been watching a lot of A&E's 'Intervention.' I know that's sort of depressing, but I love watching it.

I've been watching a lot of A&E's 'Intervention.' I know that's sort of depressing, but I love watching it.

- Vanessa Bayer

You feel like you need to deal with a lot if you're from Cleveland, so you learn to let things roll off your back, and you learn that humor is the best way to deal with it.

You feel like you need to deal with a lot if you're from Cleveland, so you learn to let things roll off your back, and you learn that humor is the best way to deal with it.

- Vanessa Bayer

I felt that it was cool to even get to the point where I was able to audition on the actual 'SNL' stage. Looking back on it, I can't believe that I wasn't more nervous.

I felt that it was cool to even get to the point where I was able to audition on the actual 'SNL' stage. Looking back on it, I can't believe that I wasn't more nervous.

- Vanessa Bayer

I went to this one in Ohio, and then I became a counselor there, and it was just the most fun thing. I was so depressed when I came home from camp.

I went to this one in Ohio, and then I became a counselor there, and it was just the most fun thing. I was so depressed when I came home from camp.

- Vanessa Bayer

It's so funny: at 'SNL,' Bill Hader always kind of treated me like his little sister and would kind of, like, lovingly bully me.

It's so funny: at 'SNL,' Bill Hader always kind of treated me like his little sister and would kind of, like, lovingly bully me.

- Vanessa Bayer

I've had some pretty rough interviews. And it's funny when people are interviewing you, and they sort of don't really understand what you do, and they kind of insult you.

I've had some pretty rough interviews. And it's funny when people are interviewing you, and they sort of don't really understand what you do, and they kind of insult you.

- Vanessa Bayer

I do think that the audience thinks it's funny when you break, but if you do it all the time, it loses something.

I do think that the audience thinks it's funny when you break, but if you do it all the time, it loses something.

- Vanessa Bayer

There are just so many funny kids and teenagers. They're just not aware of how funny they are.

There are just so many funny kids and teenagers. They're just not aware of how funny they are.

- Vanessa Bayer

People think New York is crazy and busy, but it's actually a great place for lazy people to live.

People think New York is crazy and busy, but it's actually a great place for lazy people to live.

- Vanessa Bayer

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