Author: Will Cuppy

Quotes

I don't like to boast, but I have probably skipped more poetry than any other person of my age and weight in this country.

I don't like to boast, but I have probably skipped more poetry than any other person of my age and weight in this country.

- Will Cuppy

The Dodo never had a chance. He seems to have been invented for the sole purpose of becoming extinct and that was all he was good for.

The Dodo never had a chance. He seems to have been invented for the sole purpose of becoming extinct and that was all he was good for.

- Will Cuppy

Caesar might have married Cleopatra, but he had a wife at home. There's always something.

Caesar might have married Cleopatra, but he had a wife at home. There's always something.

- Will Cuppy

It's easy to see the faults in people I know; it's hardest to see the good. Especially when the good isn't there.

It's easy to see the faults in people I know; it's hardest to see the good. Especially when the good isn't there.

- Will Cuppy

If a cat does something, we call it instinct; if we do the same thing, for the same reason, we call it intelligence.

If a cat does something, we call it instinct; if we do the same thing, for the same reason, we call it intelligence.

- Will Cuppy

If an animal does something, we call it instinct; if we do the same thing for the same reason, we call it intelligence.

If an animal does something, we call it instinct; if we do the same thing for the same reason, we call it intelligence.

- Will Cuppy

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