Author: Will Cuppy

Quotes

Caesar might have married Cleopatra, but he had a wife at home. There's always something.

Caesar might have married Cleopatra, but he had a wife at home. There's always something.

- Will Cuppy

I don't like to boast, but I have probably skipped more poetry than any other person of my age and weight in this country.

I don't like to boast, but I have probably skipped more poetry than any other person of my age and weight in this country.

- Will Cuppy

The Dodo never had a chance. He seems to have been invented for the sole purpose of becoming extinct and that was all he was good for.

The Dodo never had a chance. He seems to have been invented for the sole purpose of becoming extinct and that was all he was good for.

- Will Cuppy

If an animal does something, we call it instinct; if we do the same thing for the same reason, we call it intelligence.

If an animal does something, we call it instinct; if we do the same thing for the same reason, we call it intelligence.

- Will Cuppy

Some people lose all respect for the lion unless he devours them instantly. There is no pleasing some people.

Some people lose all respect for the lion unless he devours them instantly. There is no pleasing some people.

- Will Cuppy

If a cat does something, we call it instinct; if we do the same thing, for the same reason, we call it intelligence.

If a cat does something, we call it instinct; if we do the same thing, for the same reason, we call it intelligence.

- Will Cuppy

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