Author: Woody Allen

Quotes

Eighty percent of success is showing up.

Eighty percent of success is showing up.

- Woody Allen

Sex without love is a meaningless experience, but as far as meaningless experiences go its pretty damn good.

Sex without love is a meaningless experience, but as far as meaningless experiences go its pretty damn good.

- Woody Allen

I failed to make the chess team because of my height.

I failed to make the chess team because of my height.

- Woody Allen

If you want to make God laugh, tell him about your plans.

If you want to make God laugh, tell him about your plans.

- Woody Allen

I'm not afraid to die, I just don't want to be there when it happens.

I'm not afraid to die, I just don't want to be there when it happens.

- Woody Allen

Life is full of misery, loneliness, and suffering - and it's all over much too soon.

Life is full of misery, loneliness, and suffering - and it's all over much too soon.

- Woody Allen

I am not afraid of death, I just don't want to be there when it happens.

I am not afraid of death, I just don't want to be there when it happens.

- Woody Allen

I believe there is something out there watching us. Unfortunately, it's the government.

I believe there is something out there watching us. Unfortunately, it's the government.

- Woody Allen

My one regret in life is that I am not someone else.

My one regret in life is that I am not someone else.

- Woody Allen

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