Author: Woody Allen

Quotes

I failed to make the chess team because of my height.

I failed to make the chess team because of my height.

- Woody Allen

It seemed the world was divided into good and bad people. The good ones slept better while the bad ones seemed to enjoy the waking hours much more.

It seemed the world was divided into good and bad people. The good ones slept better while the bad ones seemed to enjoy the waking hours much more.

- Woody Allen

Life doesn't imitate art, it imitates bad television.

Life doesn't imitate art, it imitates bad television.

- Woody Allen

To you I'm an atheist; to God, I'm the Loyal Opposition.

To you I'm an atheist; to God, I'm the Loyal Opposition.

- Woody Allen

I believe there is something out there watching us. Unfortunately, it's the government.

I believe there is something out there watching us. Unfortunately, it's the government.

- Woody Allen

Eighty percent of success is showing up.

Eighty percent of success is showing up.

- Woody Allen

Sex without love is a meaningless experience, but as far as meaningless experiences go its pretty damn good.

Sex without love is a meaningless experience, but as far as meaningless experiences go its pretty damn good.

- Woody Allen

Seventy percent of success in life is showing up.

Seventy percent of success in life is showing up.

- Woody Allen

Life is full of misery, loneliness, and suffering - and it's all over much too soon.

Life is full of misery, loneliness, and suffering - and it's all over much too soon.

- Woody Allen

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