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Author: Woody Allen
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I am not afraid of death, I just don't want to be there when it happens.
I am not afraid of death, I just don't want to be there when it happens.
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Woody Allen
If you want to make God laugh, tell him about your plans.
If you want to make God laugh, tell him about your plans.
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Woody Allen
Eighty percent of success is showing up.
Eighty percent of success is showing up.
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Woody Allen
Sex without love is a meaningless experience, but as far as meaningless experiences go its pretty damn good.
Sex without love is a meaningless experience, but as far as meaningless experiences go its pretty damn good.
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Woody Allen
I believe there is something out there watching us. Unfortunately, it's the government.
I believe there is something out there watching us. Unfortunately, it's the government.
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Woody Allen
It seemed the world was divided into good and bad people. The good ones slept better while the bad ones seemed to enjoy the waking hours much more.
It seemed the world was divided into good and bad people. The good ones slept better while the bad ones seemed to enjoy the waking hours much more.
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Woody Allen
There are worse things in life than death. Have you ever spent an evening with an insurance salesman?
There are worse things in life than death. Have you ever spent an evening with an insurance salesman?
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Woody Allen
I am thankful for laughter, except when milk comes out of my nose.
I am thankful for laughter, except when milk comes out of my nose.
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Woody Allen
If you're not failing every now and again, it's a sign you're not doing anything very innovative.
If you're not failing every now and again, it's a sign you're not doing anything very innovative.
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Woody Allen
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