Author: Woody Allen

Quotes

Sex without love is a meaningless experience, but as far as meaningless experiences go its pretty damn good.

Sex without love is a meaningless experience, but as far as meaningless experiences go its pretty damn good.

- Woody Allen

Seventy percent of success in life is showing up.

Seventy percent of success in life is showing up.

- Woody Allen

To you I'm an atheist; to God, I'm the Loyal Opposition.

To you I'm an atheist; to God, I'm the Loyal Opposition.

- Woody Allen

I'm not afraid to die, I just don't want to be there when it happens.

I'm not afraid to die, I just don't want to be there when it happens.

- Woody Allen

I believe there is something out there watching us. Unfortunately, it's the government.

I believe there is something out there watching us. Unfortunately, it's the government.

- Woody Allen

I failed to make the chess team because of my height.

I failed to make the chess team because of my height.

- Woody Allen

I am not afraid of death, I just don't want to be there when it happens.

I am not afraid of death, I just don't want to be there when it happens.

- Woody Allen

My one regret in life is that I am not someone else.

My one regret in life is that I am not someone else.

- Woody Allen

It seemed the world was divided into good and bad people. The good ones slept better while the bad ones seemed to enjoy the waking hours much more.

It seemed the world was divided into good and bad people. The good ones slept better while the bad ones seemed to enjoy the waking hours much more.

- Woody Allen

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