Author: Yakov Smirnoff

Quotes

Homosexuality in Russia is a crime and the punishment is seven years in prison, locked up with the other men. There is a three year waiting list.

Homosexuality in Russia is a crime and the punishment is seven years in prison, locked up with the other men. There is a three year waiting list.

- Yakov Smirnoff

If love is the treasure, laughter is the key.

If love is the treasure, laughter is the key.

- Yakov Smirnoff

In today's society we sometimes forget to balance our hearts and our heads; this is the reason we stop laughing.

In today's society we sometimes forget to balance our hearts and our heads; this is the reason we stop laughing.

- Yakov Smirnoff

I was this non-threatening funny guy who contrasted the image of the Brezhnevs and the Reagans of the world.

I was this non-threatening funny guy who contrasted the image of the Brezhnevs and the Reagans of the world.

- Yakov Smirnoff

I like American women. They do things sexually Russian girls never dream of doing - like showering.

I like American women. They do things sexually Russian girls never dream of doing - like showering.

- Yakov Smirnoff

I have American in-laws, and I care about the environment. We don't use disposable diapers, which, of course, creates an environmental problem of our own.

I have American in-laws, and I care about the environment. We don't use disposable diapers, which, of course, creates an environmental problem of our own.

- Yakov Smirnoff

Falling in love is a chemical reaction. But it wears off in a year. That's why you need a strong line of communication... which includes laughter.

Falling in love is a chemical reaction. But it wears off in a year. That's why you need a strong line of communication... which includes laughter.

- Yakov Smirnoff

We have been learning since we were children how to make money, buy things, build things. The whole education system is set up to teach us how to think, not to feel.

We have been learning since we were children how to make money, buy things, build things. The whole education system is set up to teach us how to think, not to feel.

- Yakov Smirnoff

I believe that laughter is a language of God and that we can all live happily ever laughter.

I believe that laughter is a language of God and that we can all live happily ever laughter.

- Yakov Smirnoff

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