Author: Yakov Smirnoff

Quotes

I believe that love and laughter can only happen when one person takes the time to think about what would cause the other person to feel good.

I believe that love and laughter can only happen when one person takes the time to think about what would cause the other person to feel good.

- Yakov Smirnoff

I like American women. They do things sexually Russian girls never dream of doing - like showering.

I like American women. They do things sexually Russian girls never dream of doing - like showering.

- Yakov Smirnoff

Homosexuality in Russia is a crime and the punishment is seven years in prison, locked up with the other men. There is a three year waiting list.

Homosexuality in Russia is a crime and the punishment is seven years in prison, locked up with the other men. There is a three year waiting list.

- Yakov Smirnoff

I have American in-laws, and I care about the environment. We don't use disposable diapers, which, of course, creates an environmental problem of our own.

I have American in-laws, and I care about the environment. We don't use disposable diapers, which, of course, creates an environmental problem of our own.

- Yakov Smirnoff

My father described this tall lady who stands in the middle of the New York harbor, holding high a torch to welcome people seeking freedom in America. I instantly fell in love.

My father described this tall lady who stands in the middle of the New York harbor, holding high a torch to welcome people seeking freedom in America. I instantly fell in love.

- Yakov Smirnoff

I believe there is a direct correlation between love and laughter.

I believe there is a direct correlation between love and laughter.

- Yakov Smirnoff

Never having alone time is real tough on people.

Never having alone time is real tough on people.

- Yakov Smirnoff

I was this non-threatening funny guy who contrasted the image of the Brezhnevs and the Reagans of the world.

I was this non-threatening funny guy who contrasted the image of the Brezhnevs and the Reagans of the world.

- Yakov Smirnoff

We have been learning since we were children how to make money, buy things, build things. The whole education system is set up to teach us how to think, not to feel.

We have been learning since we were children how to make money, buy things, build things. The whole education system is set up to teach us how to think, not to feel.

- Yakov Smirnoff

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