Author: Zach Galifianakis

Quotes

I've been happily dedicated to the same woman for a number of years. I never even look at other women.

I've been happily dedicated to the same woman for a number of years. I never even look at other women.

- Zach Galifianakis

American society loves to prop people up and then take them down.

American society loves to prop people up and then take them down.

- Zach Galifianakis

Inappropriateness is funny to me. Rudeness is hilarious.

Inappropriateness is funny to me. Rudeness is hilarious.

- Zach Galifianakis

I don't like cursing in movies. I feel like cursing has become the new hackiness. You try to find substitutions for cursing.

I don't like cursing in movies. I feel like cursing has become the new hackiness. You try to find substitutions for cursing.

- Zach Galifianakis

That show, 'The Amazing Race' - is that about white people?

That show, 'The Amazing Race' - is that about white people?

- Zach Galifianakis

A good stand-up, you lead the audience. You don't kowtow to the audience. Sometimes the audience is wrong. I always think the audience is wrong.

A good stand-up, you lead the audience. You don't kowtow to the audience. Sometimes the audience is wrong. I always think the audience is wrong.

- Zach Galifianakis

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