Author: Alexei Sayle

Quotes

If I won the lottery I'd start a charity that helped little family hardware stores, cobblers and fruit shops open in city centres.

If I won the lottery I'd start a charity that helped little family hardware stores, cobblers and fruit shops open in city centres.

- Alexei Sayle

I liked 35 and in both my novels that is the age of the lead characters. I tried making them my age but they just seemed to keep moaning about stuff.

I liked 35 and in both my novels that is the age of the lead characters. I tried making them my age but they just seemed to keep moaning about stuff.

- Alexei Sayle

Most of my friends are women - I quite fancied being a woman in a way.

Most of my friends are women - I quite fancied being a woman in a way.

- Alexei Sayle

Dire Straits is a great band. Someone tells you they like 'Brothers in Arms' and immediately you know they're a stupid annoying git.

Dire Straits is a great band. Someone tells you they like 'Brothers in Arms' and immediately you know they're a stupid annoying git.

- Alexei Sayle

People are more violently opposed to fur than leather because it's safer to harass rich women than motorcycle gangs.

People are more violently opposed to fur than leather because it's safer to harass rich women than motorcycle gangs.

- Alexei Sayle

If sitcoms were easy to write, there'd be a lot of good ones, and there aren't.

If sitcoms were easy to write, there'd be a lot of good ones, and there aren't.

- Alexei Sayle

I suppose the common idea of me is that I'm going to be someone who's hyper and cracking jokes all the time, but people who meet me are soon disabused of that notion.

I suppose the common idea of me is that I'm going to be someone who's hyper and cracking jokes all the time, but people who meet me are soon disabused of that notion.

- Alexei Sayle

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