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Author: Benny Hill
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The odds against there being a bomb on a plane are a million to one, and against two bombs a million times a million to one. Next time you fly, cut the odds and take a bomb.
The odds against there being a bomb on a plane are a million to one, and against two bombs a million times a million to one. Next time you fly, cut the odds and take a bomb.
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Benny Hill
That's what show business is, sincere insincerity.
That's what show business is, sincere insincerity.
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Benny Hill
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