Author: Benny Hill

Quotes

The odds against there being a bomb on a plane are a million to one, and against two bombs a million times a million to one. Next time you fly, cut the odds and take a bomb.

The odds against there being a bomb on a plane are a million to one, and against two bombs a million times a million to one. Next time you fly, cut the odds and take a bomb.

- Benny Hill

That's what show business is, sincere insincerity.

That's what show business is, sincere insincerity.

- Benny Hill

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