Author: Bill Engvall

Quotes

I travel fairly lightly because you have to these days. I always take a laptop and an iPod so I can watch movies and listen to music. And my Gameboy. That's a good time-killer.

I travel fairly lightly because you have to these days. I always take a laptop and an iPod so I can watch movies and listen to music. And my Gameboy. That's a good time-killer.

- Bill Engvall

I come from a time when people like Bob Newhart and Bill Cosby told stories that were devastatingly funny without being off-color.

I come from a time when people like Bob Newhart and Bill Cosby told stories that were devastatingly funny without being off-color.

- Bill Engvall

My goal is for 'The Bill Engvall Show' to be a show the networks look at and say, 'Ooh, maybe we should get back to the family sitcom.'

My goal is for 'The Bill Engvall Show' to be a show the networks look at and say, 'Ooh, maybe we should get back to the family sitcom.'

- Bill Engvall

You know as well as I do that the family sitcom was the stalwart of TV for God knows how many decades.

You know as well as I do that the family sitcom was the stalwart of TV for God knows how many decades.

- Bill Engvall

I love to laugh, and laughter is one of my favorite things. When you have a really good laugh, you feel great afterwards.

I love to laugh, and laughter is one of my favorite things. When you have a really good laugh, you feel great afterwards.

- Bill Engvall

I eat fish, chicken, vegetables and other healthier foods. I do love a great steak.

I eat fish, chicken, vegetables and other healthier foods. I do love a great steak.

- Bill Engvall

It's funny: people who meet me say, 'I thought you'd be different.' But I'm still the same guy.

It's funny: people who meet me say, 'I thought you'd be different.' But I'm still the same guy.

- Bill Engvall

I haven't been really nervous about a gig in a long time.

I haven't been really nervous about a gig in a long time.

- Bill Engvall

I don't do politics, I don't do religion, I don't do ethnic jokes.

I don't do politics, I don't do religion, I don't do ethnic jokes.

- Bill Engvall

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