Author: Bill Engvall

Quotes

I travel fairly lightly because you have to these days. I always take a laptop and an iPod so I can watch movies and listen to music. And my Gameboy. That's a good time-killer.

I travel fairly lightly because you have to these days. I always take a laptop and an iPod so I can watch movies and listen to music. And my Gameboy. That's a good time-killer.

- Bill Engvall

I don't do politics, I don't do religion, I don't do ethnic jokes.

I don't do politics, I don't do religion, I don't do ethnic jokes.

- Bill Engvall

I eat fish, chicken, vegetables and other healthier foods. I do love a great steak.

I eat fish, chicken, vegetables and other healthier foods. I do love a great steak.

- Bill Engvall

I come from a time when people like Bob Newhart and Bill Cosby told stories that were devastatingly funny without being off-color.

I come from a time when people like Bob Newhart and Bill Cosby told stories that were devastatingly funny without being off-color.

- Bill Engvall

There's a reason God didn't give me this success in my 20s, because I'd have blown it.

There's a reason God didn't give me this success in my 20s, because I'd have blown it.

- Bill Engvall

It's funny: people who meet me say, 'I thought you'd be different.' But I'm still the same guy.

It's funny: people who meet me say, 'I thought you'd be different.' But I'm still the same guy.

- Bill Engvall

If you're just a nice guy - you don't let people walk on you - but if you're just a nice guy and treat people right, good things happen.

If you're just a nice guy - you don't let people walk on you - but if you're just a nice guy and treat people right, good things happen.

- Bill Engvall

I love to laugh, and laughter is one of my favorite things. When you have a really good laugh, you feel great afterwards.

I love to laugh, and laughter is one of my favorite things. When you have a really good laugh, you feel great afterwards.

- Bill Engvall

I haven't been really nervous about a gig in a long time.

I haven't been really nervous about a gig in a long time.

- Bill Engvall

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