Author: David Sedaris

Quotes

I love things made out of animals. It's just so funny to think of someone saying, 'I need a letter opener. I guess I'll have to kill a deer.

I love things made out of animals. It's just so funny to think of someone saying, 'I need a letter opener. I guess I'll have to kill a deer.

- David Sedaris

My family isn't really all that different from anyone else's. Well, maybe they're a bit more entertaining.

My family isn't really all that different from anyone else's. Well, maybe they're a bit more entertaining.

- David Sedaris

I always think it's a good policy to like the people who like you.

I always think it's a good policy to like the people who like you.

- David Sedaris

I go to the movies at least five times a week, and after a while everything becomes a blur to me.

I go to the movies at least five times a week, and after a while everything becomes a blur to me.

- David Sedaris

I haven't got the slightest idea how to change people, but still I keep a long list of prospective candidates just in case I should ever figure it out.

I haven't got the slightest idea how to change people, but still I keep a long list of prospective candidates just in case I should ever figure it out.

- David Sedaris

The humor section is the last place an author wants to be. They put your stuff next to collections of Cathy cartoons.

The humor section is the last place an author wants to be. They put your stuff next to collections of Cathy cartoons.

- David Sedaris

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