Author: David Sedaris

Quotes

I haven't got the slightest idea how to change people, but still I keep a long list of prospective candidates just in case I should ever figure it out.

I haven't got the slightest idea how to change people, but still I keep a long list of prospective candidates just in case I should ever figure it out.

- David Sedaris

I love things made out of animals. It's just so funny to think of someone saying, 'I need a letter opener. I guess I'll have to kill a deer.

I love things made out of animals. It's just so funny to think of someone saying, 'I need a letter opener. I guess I'll have to kill a deer.

- David Sedaris

But most good movies have a gun in them.

But most good movies have a gun in them.

- David Sedaris

My family isn't really all that different from anyone else's. Well, maybe they're a bit more entertaining.

My family isn't really all that different from anyone else's. Well, maybe they're a bit more entertaining.

- David Sedaris

I go to the movies at least five times a week, and after a while everything becomes a blur to me.

I go to the movies at least five times a week, and after a while everything becomes a blur to me.

- David Sedaris

I always think it's a good policy to like the people who like you.

I always think it's a good policy to like the people who like you.

- David Sedaris

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