Author: Doug Larson

Quotes

If all the cars in the United States were placed end to end, it would probably be Labor Day Weekend.

If all the cars in the United States were placed end to end, it would probably be Labor Day Weekend.

- Doug Larson

If people concentrated on the really important things in life, there'd be a shortage of fishing poles.

If people concentrated on the really important things in life, there'd be a shortage of fishing poles.

- Doug Larson

Wisdom is the reward you get for a lifetime of listening when you'd have preferred to talk.

Wisdom is the reward you get for a lifetime of listening when you'd have preferred to talk.

- Doug Larson

More marriages might survive if the partners realized that sometimes the better comes after the worse.

More marriages might survive if the partners realized that sometimes the better comes after the worse.

- Doug Larson

Home computers are being called upon to perform many new functions, including the consumption of homework formerly eaten by the dog.

Home computers are being called upon to perform many new functions, including the consumption of homework formerly eaten by the dog.

- Doug Larson

Instead of giving a politician the keys to the city, it might be better to change the locks.

Instead of giving a politician the keys to the city, it might be better to change the locks.

- Doug Larson

A weed is a plant that has mastered every survival skill except for learning how to grow in rows.

A weed is a plant that has mastered every survival skill except for learning how to grow in rows.

- Doug Larson

Spring is when you feel like whistling even with a shoe full of slush.

Spring is when you feel like whistling even with a shoe full of slush.

- Doug Larson

Sometimes opportunity knocks, but most of the time it sneaks up and then quietly steals away.

Sometimes opportunity knocks, but most of the time it sneaks up and then quietly steals away.

- Doug Larson

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