Author: Doug Larson

Quotes

The cat could very well be man's best friend but would never stoop to admitting it.

The cat could very well be man's best friend but would never stoop to admitting it.

- Doug Larson

A true friend is one who overlooks your failures and tolerates your success!

A true friend is one who overlooks your failures and tolerates your success!

- Doug Larson

The trouble with learning from experience is that you never graduate.

The trouble with learning from experience is that you never graduate.

- Doug Larson

The aging process has you firmly in its grasp if you never get the urge to throw a snowball.

The aging process has you firmly in its grasp if you never get the urge to throw a snowball.

- Doug Larson

Wisdom is the reward you get for a lifetime of listening when you'd have preferred to talk.

Wisdom is the reward you get for a lifetime of listening when you'd have preferred to talk.

- Doug Larson

A pun is the lowest form of humor, unless you thought of it yourself.

A pun is the lowest form of humor, unless you thought of it yourself.

- Doug Larson

Life expectancy would grow by leaps and bounds if green vegetables smelled as good as bacon.

Life expectancy would grow by leaps and bounds if green vegetables smelled as good as bacon.

- Doug Larson

The world is full of people looking for spectacular happiness while they snub contentment.

The world is full of people looking for spectacular happiness while they snub contentment.

- Doug Larson

More marriages might survive if the partners realized that sometimes the better comes after the worse.

More marriages might survive if the partners realized that sometimes the better comes after the worse.

- Doug Larson

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