Author: Doug Larson

Quotes

More marriages might survive if the partners realized that sometimes the better comes after the worse.

More marriages might survive if the partners realized that sometimes the better comes after the worse.

- Doug Larson

Home computers are being called upon to perform many new functions, including the consumption of homework formerly eaten by the dog.

Home computers are being called upon to perform many new functions, including the consumption of homework formerly eaten by the dog.

- Doug Larson

If people concentrated on the really important things in life, there'd be a shortage of fishing poles.

If people concentrated on the really important things in life, there'd be a shortage of fishing poles.

- Doug Larson

Wisdom is the reward you get for a lifetime of listening when you'd have preferred to talk.

Wisdom is the reward you get for a lifetime of listening when you'd have preferred to talk.

- Doug Larson

Life expectancy would grow by leaps and bounds if green vegetables smelled as good as bacon.

Life expectancy would grow by leaps and bounds if green vegetables smelled as good as bacon.

- Doug Larson

A pun is the lowest form of humor, unless you thought of it yourself.

A pun is the lowest form of humor, unless you thought of it yourself.

- Doug Larson

A weed is a plant that has mastered every survival skill except for learning how to grow in rows.

A weed is a plant that has mastered every survival skill except for learning how to grow in rows.

- Doug Larson

Sometimes opportunity knocks, but most of the time it sneaks up and then quietly steals away.

Sometimes opportunity knocks, but most of the time it sneaks up and then quietly steals away.

- Doug Larson

The cat could very well be man's best friend but would never stoop to admitting it.

The cat could very well be man's best friend but would never stoop to admitting it.

- Doug Larson

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