Author: Elayne Boosler

Quotes

My fashion philosophy is, if you're not covered in dog hair, your life is empty.

My fashion philosophy is, if you're not covered in dog hair, your life is empty.

- Elayne Boosler

We have wild animals in zoos, yet people rarely meet their 'food' face to face.

We have wild animals in zoos, yet people rarely meet their 'food' face to face.

- Elayne Boosler

Ever notice that Soup for One is eight aisles away from Party Mix?

Ever notice that Soup for One is eight aisles away from Party Mix?

- Elayne Boosler

Wouldn't it be great if you could only get AIDS by giving money to television preachers?

Wouldn't it be great if you could only get AIDS by giving money to television preachers?

- Elayne Boosler

The message of great art is to disturb.

The message of great art is to disturb.

- Elayne Boosler

I have always put my own money into Tails of Joy. For years, every time a dog walked by, my husband would say, 'There goes our beach house.'

I have always put my own money into Tails of Joy. For years, every time a dog walked by, my husband would say, 'There goes our beach house.'

- Elayne Boosler

I've never been married, but I tell people I'm divorced so they won't think something is wrong with me.

I've never been married, but I tell people I'm divorced so they won't think something is wrong with me.

- Elayne Boosler

When women are depressed, they eat or go shopping. Men invade another country. It's a whole different way of thinking.

When women are depressed, they eat or go shopping. Men invade another country. It's a whole different way of thinking.

- Elayne Boosler

The Vatican is against surrogate mothers. Good thing they didn't have that rule when Jesus was born.

The Vatican is against surrogate mothers. Good thing they didn't have that rule when Jesus was born.

- Elayne Boosler

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