Author: Gabriel Iglesias

Quotes

I want to get so famous that I don't have to wake up in the morning. It'll probably never happen.

I want to get so famous that I don't have to wake up in the morning. It'll probably never happen.

- Gabriel Iglesias

I know what it's like to have a family and not have insurance and really need it. As a comic, insurance was one of those sacrifices I made early on until I could afford it.

I know what it's like to have a family and not have insurance and really need it. As a comic, insurance was one of those sacrifices I made early on until I could afford it.

- Gabriel Iglesias

When you leave, you basically want to go eat, because I talk a lot about food in my act. So when you leave, you leave hungry.

When you leave, you basically want to go eat, because I talk a lot about food in my act. So when you leave, you leave hungry.

- Gabriel Iglesias

I learned early on, stay away from politics, stay away from religion and don't talk about sports. Those three right there will get you in trouble.

I learned early on, stay away from politics, stay away from religion and don't talk about sports. Those three right there will get you in trouble.

- Gabriel Iglesias

You wonder why I only talk about my personal life. But that's all I've ever done.

You wonder why I only talk about my personal life. But that's all I've ever done.

- Gabriel Iglesias

As far as guys who perform onstage, I love Chris Rock. I'm kind of jaded on everyone else.

As far as guys who perform onstage, I love Chris Rock. I'm kind of jaded on everyone else.

- Gabriel Iglesias

I usually travel with a posse. I roll deep. I travel like a rapper, but without the artillery. We don't carry guns, we carry cookies.

I usually travel with a posse. I roll deep. I travel like a rapper, but without the artillery. We don't carry guns, we carry cookies.

- Gabriel Iglesias

I never go perform somewhere alone. I've done that since day one. I've always taken other comics with me.

I never go perform somewhere alone. I've done that since day one. I've always taken other comics with me.

- Gabriel Iglesias

I almost bought a DeLorean the other day just because. If I see something that I think is cool and I like it, I'll go for it.

I almost bought a DeLorean the other day just because. If I see something that I think is cool and I like it, I'll go for it.

- Gabriel Iglesias

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