Author: Gabriel Iglesias

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As far as guys who perform onstage, I love Chris Rock. I'm kind of jaded on everyone else.

As far as guys who perform onstage, I love Chris Rock. I'm kind of jaded on everyone else.

- Gabriel Iglesias

Comedians do movies and TV so that when they tour, they sell out. That's the goal: To get popular enough so the place is packed.

Comedians do movies and TV so that when they tour, they sell out. That's the goal: To get popular enough so the place is packed.

- Gabriel Iglesias

I learned early on, stay away from politics, stay away from religion and don't talk about sports. Those three right there will get you in trouble.

I learned early on, stay away from politics, stay away from religion and don't talk about sports. Those three right there will get you in trouble.

- Gabriel Iglesias

I want to get so famous that I don't have to wake up in the morning. It'll probably never happen.

I want to get so famous that I don't have to wake up in the morning. It'll probably never happen.

- Gabriel Iglesias

I never go perform somewhere alone. I've done that since day one. I've always taken other comics with me.

I never go perform somewhere alone. I've done that since day one. I've always taken other comics with me.

- Gabriel Iglesias

You wonder why I only talk about my personal life. But that's all I've ever done.

You wonder why I only talk about my personal life. But that's all I've ever done.

- Gabriel Iglesias

I'm a big guy, but I'm really simple with the food. I'll hit the In-N-Out or just the regular buffets.

I'm a big guy, but I'm really simple with the food. I'll hit the In-N-Out or just the regular buffets.

- Gabriel Iglesias

I almost bought a DeLorean the other day just because. If I see something that I think is cool and I like it, I'll go for it.

I almost bought a DeLorean the other day just because. If I see something that I think is cool and I like it, I'll go for it.

- Gabriel Iglesias

I don't get controversial, I don't get political and I don't tell you what to do with your life. I just go out there and tell some stories, and people can relate.

I don't get controversial, I don't get political and I don't tell you what to do with your life. I just go out there and tell some stories, and people can relate.

- Gabriel Iglesias

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