Author: Gabriel Iglesias

Quotes

I'm a big guy, but I'm really simple with the food. I'll hit the In-N-Out or just the regular buffets.

I'm a big guy, but I'm really simple with the food. I'll hit the In-N-Out or just the regular buffets.

- Gabriel Iglesias

I learned early on, stay away from politics, stay away from religion and don't talk about sports. Those three right there will get you in trouble.

I learned early on, stay away from politics, stay away from religion and don't talk about sports. Those three right there will get you in trouble.

- Gabriel Iglesias

I never go perform somewhere alone. I've done that since day one. I've always taken other comics with me.

I never go perform somewhere alone. I've done that since day one. I've always taken other comics with me.

- Gabriel Iglesias

Connecting with people is not hard. I love the interaction and the feedback after shows. It does take some time, but the fans appreciate it which makes it worth it.

Connecting with people is not hard. I love the interaction and the feedback after shows. It does take some time, but the fans appreciate it which makes it worth it.

- Gabriel Iglesias

I usually travel with a posse. I roll deep. I travel like a rapper, but without the artillery. We don't carry guns, we carry cookies.

I usually travel with a posse. I roll deep. I travel like a rapper, but without the artillery. We don't carry guns, we carry cookies.

- Gabriel Iglesias

When you leave, you basically want to go eat, because I talk a lot about food in my act. So when you leave, you leave hungry.

When you leave, you basically want to go eat, because I talk a lot about food in my act. So when you leave, you leave hungry.

- Gabriel Iglesias

I almost bought a DeLorean the other day just because. If I see something that I think is cool and I like it, I'll go for it.

I almost bought a DeLorean the other day just because. If I see something that I think is cool and I like it, I'll go for it.

- Gabriel Iglesias

As far as guys who perform onstage, I love Chris Rock. I'm kind of jaded on everyone else.

As far as guys who perform onstage, I love Chris Rock. I'm kind of jaded on everyone else.

- Gabriel Iglesias

You wonder why I only talk about my personal life. But that's all I've ever done.

You wonder why I only talk about my personal life. But that's all I've ever done.

- Gabriel Iglesias

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