Author: Gabriel Iglesias

Quotes

I usually travel with a posse. I roll deep. I travel like a rapper, but without the artillery. We don't carry guns, we carry cookies.

I usually travel with a posse. I roll deep. I travel like a rapper, but without the artillery. We don't carry guns, we carry cookies.

- Gabriel Iglesias

Comedians do movies and TV so that when they tour, they sell out. That's the goal: To get popular enough so the place is packed.

Comedians do movies and TV so that when they tour, they sell out. That's the goal: To get popular enough so the place is packed.

- Gabriel Iglesias

You wonder why I only talk about my personal life. But that's all I've ever done.

You wonder why I only talk about my personal life. But that's all I've ever done.

- Gabriel Iglesias

Connecting with people is not hard. I love the interaction and the feedback after shows. It does take some time, but the fans appreciate it which makes it worth it.

Connecting with people is not hard. I love the interaction and the feedback after shows. It does take some time, but the fans appreciate it which makes it worth it.

- Gabriel Iglesias

You gotta live life before you can talk about it. Sometimes when things don't work out in life, they work out on stage.

You gotta live life before you can talk about it. Sometimes when things don't work out in life, they work out on stage.

- Gabriel Iglesias

When you leave, you basically want to go eat, because I talk a lot about food in my act. So when you leave, you leave hungry.

When you leave, you basically want to go eat, because I talk a lot about food in my act. So when you leave, you leave hungry.

- Gabriel Iglesias

As far as guys who perform onstage, I love Chris Rock. I'm kind of jaded on everyone else.

As far as guys who perform onstage, I love Chris Rock. I'm kind of jaded on everyone else.

- Gabriel Iglesias

I'm a big guy, but I'm really simple with the food. I'll hit the In-N-Out or just the regular buffets.

I'm a big guy, but I'm really simple with the food. I'll hit the In-N-Out or just the regular buffets.

- Gabriel Iglesias

I learned early on, stay away from politics, stay away from religion and don't talk about sports. Those three right there will get you in trouble.

I learned early on, stay away from politics, stay away from religion and don't talk about sports. Those three right there will get you in trouble.

- Gabriel Iglesias

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