Author: Greg Poehler

Quotes

In my whole life, when I've watched TV and movies, I've almost always felt, 'I could do that better,' and I thought everyone felt that way.

In my whole life, when I've watched TV and movies, I've almost always felt, 'I could do that better,' and I thought everyone felt that way.

- Greg Poehler

You don't take food home from restaurants in Sweden.

You don't take food home from restaurants in Sweden.

- Greg Poehler

If you take my own life, the longer you stay in a country, you almost lose your former self and become this third-party person who is caught in between two worlds.

If you take my own life, the longer you stay in a country, you almost lose your former self and become this third-party person who is caught in between two worlds.

- Greg Poehler

I met my wife in New York, so, we lived together there for five years, so my Swedish was kind of a gradual learning process.

I met my wife in New York, so, we lived together there for five years, so my Swedish was kind of a gradual learning process.

- Greg Poehler

I didn't really watch 'Dallas,' so I wasn't as wowed by the idea of Patrick Duffy as Swedes were 'cause he's, like, the most famous guy in all of Sweden.

I didn't really watch 'Dallas,' so I wasn't as wowed by the idea of Patrick Duffy as Swedes were 'cause he's, like, the most famous guy in all of Sweden.

- Greg Poehler

My philosophy on love is that if it is The One, whatever the circumstances are, you'll figure it out. There's nothing too difficult to overcome.

My philosophy on love is that if it is The One, whatever the circumstances are, you'll figure it out. There's nothing too difficult to overcome.

- Greg Poehler

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