Author: Jack Benny

Quotes

I don't deserve this award, but I have arthritis and I don't deserve that either.

I don't deserve this award, but I have arthritis and I don't deserve that either.

- Jack Benny

If you don't mind, it doesn't matter.

If you don't mind, it doesn't matter.

- Jack Benny

Give me golf clubs, fresh air and a beautiful partner, and you can keep the clubs and the fresh air.

Give me golf clubs, fresh air and a beautiful partner, and you can keep the clubs and the fresh air.

- Jack Benny

Modesty is my best quality.

Modesty is my best quality.

- Jack Benny

Gags die, humor doesn't.

Gags die, humor doesn't.

- Jack Benny

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