Author: Jay Mohr

Quotes

You know how to tell if the teacher is hung over? Movie Day.

You know how to tell if the teacher is hung over? Movie Day.

- Jay Mohr

I hate golf. I do not understand how anyone can enjoy it, much less love it.

I hate golf. I do not understand how anyone can enjoy it, much less love it.

- Jay Mohr

Not everyone likes sports. Gandhi and Malcolm X come to mind.

Not everyone likes sports. Gandhi and Malcolm X come to mind.

- Jay Mohr

Fantasy football is not only a good thing, but a great thing.

Fantasy football is not only a good thing, but a great thing.

- Jay Mohr

I never minded George Steinbrenner spending obscene amounts of money to put the best product on the field.

I never minded George Steinbrenner spending obscene amounts of money to put the best product on the field.

- Jay Mohr

I think golf is a waste of time and a waste of a sunny afternoon. I also stink at it. I have never found anything, including divorce and a sexual harassment suit, more frustrating.

I think golf is a waste of time and a waste of a sunny afternoon. I also stink at it. I have never found anything, including divorce and a sexual harassment suit, more frustrating.

- Jay Mohr

Marc Maron's podcast success has nothing to do with my podcast success. If I do a quarter of a million downloads, I can show that to an advertiser as a fact, and that's that.

Marc Maron's podcast success has nothing to do with my podcast success. If I do a quarter of a million downloads, I can show that to an advertiser as a fact, and that's that.

- Jay Mohr

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