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Author: Jeff Ross
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There are no subtleties in a war zone. I think that's why comedy does so well there. It goes right for the gut. So those punch lines start penetrating the bullet-proof vests.
There are no subtleties in a war zone. I think that's why comedy does so well there. It goes right for the gut. So those punch lines start penetrating the bullet-proof vests.
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Jeff Ross
People love to see public figures get taken down a notch, and by the same token, everyone loves to be the center of attention, even when there's a target on their forehead.
People love to see public figures get taken down a notch, and by the same token, everyone loves to be the center of attention, even when there's a target on their forehead.
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Jeff Ross
Life is short. You have to be able to laugh at our pain or we never move on.
Life is short. You have to be able to laugh at our pain or we never move on.
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Jeff Ross
My parents, grandparents, aunts and uncles were all funny, and I felt that energy, that delivery, that timing, that sarcasm. All that stuff seeped into my brain.
My parents, grandparents, aunts and uncles were all funny, and I felt that energy, that delivery, that timing, that sarcasm. All that stuff seeped into my brain.
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Jeff Ross
As soon as a roast is announced, I get everybody - family, friends, waitresses, cab drivers - giving me jokes about the person getting roasted. I'm the mouthpiece for the masses.
As soon as a roast is announced, I get everybody - family, friends, waitresses, cab drivers - giving me jokes about the person getting roasted. I'm the mouthpiece for the masses.
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Jeff Ross
Humor that is edgy is never squeaky clean.
Humor that is edgy is never squeaky clean.
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Jeff Ross
Athletes tend to have less of a sense of humor than most people. They are heroes to so many. That might be part of it.
Athletes tend to have less of a sense of humor than most people. They are heroes to so many. That might be part of it.
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Jeff Ross
I've actually tried to roast somebody that I don't like, and it doesn't go well. Either they're a bad sport or I'm not as funny as I could be.
I've actually tried to roast somebody that I don't like, and it doesn't go well. Either they're a bad sport or I'm not as funny as I could be.
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Jeff Ross
I think comics should test people, I think it's our job to go too far. That way we know as a society what too far is. Where else are you going to hear it?
I think comics should test people, I think it's our job to go too far. That way we know as a society what too far is. Where else are you going to hear it?
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Jeff Ross
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