Author: Jimmy Breslin

Quotes

The professional arsonist builds vacant lots for money.

The professional arsonist builds vacant lots for money.

- Jimmy Breslin

The first funeral for Andrew Goodman was at night and it was a lot of work. To begin with they had to kill him.

The first funeral for Andrew Goodman was at night and it was a lot of work. To begin with they had to kill him.

- Jimmy Breslin

Politics, where fat, bald, disagreeable men, unable to be candidates themselves, teach a president how to act on a public stage.

Politics, where fat, bald, disagreeable men, unable to be candidates themselves, teach a president how to act on a public stage.

- Jimmy Breslin

I don't know any other columnists, and I don't know what they do. I work the single! And nobody does what I do, anyway.

I don't know any other columnists, and I don't know what they do. I work the single! And nobody does what I do, anyway.

- Jimmy Breslin

I'm the best person ever to have a column in this business. There's never been anybody in my league.

I'm the best person ever to have a column in this business. There's never been anybody in my league.

- Jimmy Breslin

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