Author: Larry the Cable Guy

Quotes

Every July, I look forward to taping a Christmas show - in July in Nashville. In 98-degree weather. I love it.

Every July, I look forward to taping a Christmas show - in July in Nashville. In 98-degree weather. I love it.

- Larry the Cable Guy

Our whole wedding cost 180 bucks. Afterward, we re-heated lasagna for everyone and set off fireworks.

Our whole wedding cost 180 bucks. Afterward, we re-heated lasagna for everyone and set off fireworks.

- Larry the Cable Guy

I'm so sick of gay this, gay that. I could care less. It ain't affecting my life at all.

I'm so sick of gay this, gay that. I could care less. It ain't affecting my life at all.

- Larry the Cable Guy

Tony Orlando is one of the nicest guys I have ever met - bar none - in my entire life. I was always a fan when I was a kid - you know, huge fan. Who wasn't a fan of Tony Orlando?

Tony Orlando is one of the nicest guys I have ever met - bar none - in my entire life. I was always a fan when I was a kid - you know, huge fan. Who wasn't a fan of Tony Orlando?

- Larry the Cable Guy

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