Author: Loni Love

Quotes

I'm what you call a satisfied single. I don't want to give any trip reports when I come home.

I'm what you call a satisfied single. I don't want to give any trip reports when I come home.

- Loni Love

If you are a woman with your own money, you have confidence. You have the pick of the litter.

If you are a woman with your own money, you have confidence. You have the pick of the litter.

- Loni Love

I like having peace and quiet in my life, and I am perfectly happy in my relationships.

I like having peace and quiet in my life, and I am perfectly happy in my relationships.

- Loni Love

I am the funny, crazy person.

I am the funny, crazy person.

- Loni Love

I do talk about celebrity relationships like Kim Kardashian's. I like to find the humor in love.

I do talk about celebrity relationships like Kim Kardashian's. I like to find the humor in love.

- Loni Love

Seriously, I love my gays. They accept me, and I accept them. Imperfections and all, we accept each other.

Seriously, I love my gays. They accept me, and I accept them. Imperfections and all, we accept each other.

- Loni Love

When you're a plus-sized girl, belts are your best friends. I also love bright colors and skirts, to show my pretty knees.

When you're a plus-sized girl, belts are your best friends. I also love bright colors and skirts, to show my pretty knees.

- Loni Love

'SNL' ain't been relevant since Jim Belushi. It's on every week; it's not funny. They need to find some black women to put on there to make it funny.

'SNL' ain't been relevant since Jim Belushi. It's on every week; it's not funny. They need to find some black women to put on there to make it funny.

- Loni Love

We provide comedy for everybody, no matter what your race or gender. We just want people to come out and have a really good time.

We provide comedy for everybody, no matter what your race or gender. We just want people to come out and have a really good time.

- Loni Love

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