Author: Mo Rocca

Quotes

If I had a time machine I would go back 30 years and show up at my grandmother's apartment before the gargantuan meals she would serve and I would help her.

If I had a time machine I would go back 30 years and show up at my grandmother's apartment before the gargantuan meals she would serve and I would help her.

- Mo Rocca

Christmas is a stocking stuffed with sugary goodness.

Christmas is a stocking stuffed with sugary goodness.

- Mo Rocca

When it comes to war, we focus more on the mainstream coverage of the event, rather than the event itself. People dying is never funny. Protest puppets are always funny.

When it comes to war, we focus more on the mainstream coverage of the event, rather than the event itself. People dying is never funny. Protest puppets are always funny.

- Mo Rocca

It's interesting, because I tend to trust a man with big ears.

It's interesting, because I tend to trust a man with big ears.

- Mo Rocca

Hypocrisy is great fodder for comedy.

Hypocrisy is great fodder for comedy.

- Mo Rocca

I love the excess of Christmas. The shopping season that begins in September, the bad pop star recordings of Christmas carols, the decorations that don't know when to come down.

I love the excess of Christmas. The shopping season that begins in September, the bad pop star recordings of Christmas carols, the decorations that don't know when to come down.

- Mo Rocca

I wish I had played team sports. I think every kid should. Teamwork builds character - teaches people about leadership and cooperation.

I wish I had played team sports. I think every kid should. Teamwork builds character - teaches people about leadership and cooperation.

- Mo Rocca

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