Author: Mo Rocca

Quotes

When it comes to war, we focus more on the mainstream coverage of the event, rather than the event itself. People dying is never funny. Protest puppets are always funny.

When it comes to war, we focus more on the mainstream coverage of the event, rather than the event itself. People dying is never funny. Protest puppets are always funny.

- Mo Rocca

It's interesting, because I tend to trust a man with big ears.

It's interesting, because I tend to trust a man with big ears.

- Mo Rocca

I wish I had played team sports. I think every kid should. Teamwork builds character - teaches people about leadership and cooperation.

I wish I had played team sports. I think every kid should. Teamwork builds character - teaches people about leadership and cooperation.

- Mo Rocca

Christmas is a stocking stuffed with sugary goodness.

Christmas is a stocking stuffed with sugary goodness.

- Mo Rocca

I love the excess of Christmas. The shopping season that begins in September, the bad pop star recordings of Christmas carols, the decorations that don't know when to come down.

I love the excess of Christmas. The shopping season that begins in September, the bad pop star recordings of Christmas carols, the decorations that don't know when to come down.

- Mo Rocca

If I had a time machine I would go back 30 years and show up at my grandmother's apartment before the gargantuan meals she would serve and I would help her.

If I had a time machine I would go back 30 years and show up at my grandmother's apartment before the gargantuan meals she would serve and I would help her.

- Mo Rocca

The most important thing is to write material that YOU think is funny. If you don't think it's funny, but you're convinced that other people will think it is, well they won't.

The most important thing is to write material that YOU think is funny. If you don't think it's funny, but you're convinced that other people will think it is, well they won't.

- Mo Rocca

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