Author: Ron Funches

Quotes

Doing five-minute sets on 'Conan' and things like that are fun and a great way to introduce yourself, but it's such a constricting time, and you usually have to cut bits down.

Doing five-minute sets on 'Conan' and things like that are fun and a great way to introduce yourself, but it's such a constricting time, and you usually have to cut bits down.

- Ron Funches

My mom could afford to put us in a Catholic school for grades one through seven, but not after that.

My mom could afford to put us in a Catholic school for grades one through seven, but not after that.

- Ron Funches

Denver has smart and energetic crowds that appreciate good comedy and don't take themselves too seriously.

Denver has smart and energetic crowds that appreciate good comedy and don't take themselves too seriously.

- Ron Funches

I love a good Roy Rogers or Shirley Temple, and I had to give those up. And Philly cheesesteaks. I love Philly cheesesteaks, and now they really aren't around anymore.

I love a good Roy Rogers or Shirley Temple, and I had to give those up. And Philly cheesesteaks. I love Philly cheesesteaks, and now they really aren't around anymore.

- Ron Funches

In any great art, you create a world, and you invite people into that world, and hopefully, it's fleshed out enough and you've explained it well enough.

In any great art, you create a world, and you invite people into that world, and hopefully, it's fleshed out enough and you've explained it well enough.

- Ron Funches

Being nice can be funny. A lot of my jokes are like, 'Let me take a bad situation and try to put the best spin on it.'

Being nice can be funny. A lot of my jokes are like, 'Let me take a bad situation and try to put the best spin on it.'

- Ron Funches

We definitely have a Wii U. It gets pulled out whenever there's a new great game coming out.

We definitely have a Wii U. It gets pulled out whenever there's a new great game coming out.

- Ron Funches

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