Author: Ron Funches

Quotes

My mom could afford to put us in a Catholic school for grades one through seven, but not after that.

My mom could afford to put us in a Catholic school for grades one through seven, but not after that.

- Ron Funches

Doing five-minute sets on 'Conan' and things like that are fun and a great way to introduce yourself, but it's such a constricting time, and you usually have to cut bits down.

Doing five-minute sets on 'Conan' and things like that are fun and a great way to introduce yourself, but it's such a constricting time, and you usually have to cut bits down.

- Ron Funches

I love a good Roy Rogers or Shirley Temple, and I had to give those up. And Philly cheesesteaks. I love Philly cheesesteaks, and now they really aren't around anymore.

I love a good Roy Rogers or Shirley Temple, and I had to give those up. And Philly cheesesteaks. I love Philly cheesesteaks, and now they really aren't around anymore.

- Ron Funches

I think my comedy is about finding the good in bad situations - finding the joy. Why be angry? It doesn't help anything.

I think my comedy is about finding the good in bad situations - finding the joy. Why be angry? It doesn't help anything.

- Ron Funches

In any great art, you create a world, and you invite people into that world, and hopefully, it's fleshed out enough and you've explained it well enough.

In any great art, you create a world, and you invite people into that world, and hopefully, it's fleshed out enough and you've explained it well enough.

- Ron Funches

Being nice can be funny. A lot of my jokes are like, 'Let me take a bad situation and try to put the best spin on it.'

Being nice can be funny. A lot of my jokes are like, 'Let me take a bad situation and try to put the best spin on it.'

- Ron Funches

We definitely have a Wii U. It gets pulled out whenever there's a new great game coming out.

We definitely have a Wii U. It gets pulled out whenever there's a new great game coming out.

- Ron Funches

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