Author: Tina Fey

Quotes

A Harvard Medical School study has determined that rectal thermometers are still the best way to tell a baby's temperature. Plus, it really teaches the baby who's boss.

A Harvard Medical School study has determined that rectal thermometers are still the best way to tell a baby's temperature. Plus, it really teaches the baby who's boss.

- Tina Fey

I really love cursing a lot. But as I get older, I realize it's a little unseemly for women of a certain age.

I really love cursing a lot. But as I get older, I realize it's a little unseemly for women of a certain age.

- Tina Fey

An interim government was set up in Afghanistan. It included two women, one of whom was Minister of Women's Affairs. Man, who'd she have to show her ankles to to get that job?

An interim government was set up in Afghanistan. It included two women, one of whom was Minister of Women's Affairs. Man, who'd she have to show her ankles to to get that job?

- Tina Fey

I like to write about women, not so much about the way they relate to men, but about the way they relate to each other. And I don't think anyone's really doing it.

I like to write about women, not so much about the way they relate to men, but about the way they relate to each other. And I don't think anyone's really doing it.

- Tina Fey

I am extremely square and obedient in nature!

I am extremely square and obedient in nature!

- Tina Fey

I'm not that good looking... nobody is that good looking. I have seen a lot of movie stars, and maybe four are amazing looking. The rest have a team of gay guys who make it happen.

I'm not that good looking... nobody is that good looking. I have seen a lot of movie stars, and maybe four are amazing looking. The rest have a team of gay guys who make it happen.

- Tina Fey

Every kid has something they're good at, that you hope they find and gravitate toward.

Every kid has something they're good at, that you hope they find and gravitate toward.

- Tina Fey

When humor works, it works because it's clarifying what people already feel. It has to come from someplace real.

When humor works, it works because it's clarifying what people already feel. It has to come from someplace real.

- Tina Fey

Most of the time you're too busy to think about it. But every now and then you say, 'I work at 'Saturday Night Live,' and that is so cool.

Most of the time you're too busy to think about it. But every now and then you say, 'I work at 'Saturday Night Live,' and that is so cool.

- Tina Fey

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