Author: Tom Lehrer

Quotes

Life is like a piano. What you get out of it depends on how you play it.

Life is like a piano. What you get out of it depends on how you play it.

- Tom Lehrer

It is a sobering thought that when Mozart was my age, he had been dead for two years.

It is a sobering thought that when Mozart was my age, he had been dead for two years.

- Tom Lehrer

I know that there are people who do not love their fellow man, and I hate people like that!

I know that there are people who do not love their fellow man, and I hate people like that!

- Tom Lehrer

When you get to fifty-two food becomes more important than sex.

When you get to fifty-two food becomes more important than sex.

- Tom Lehrer

Laughter is involuntary. If it's funny you laugh.

Laughter is involuntary. If it's funny you laugh.

- Tom Lehrer

There's something mathematically satisfying about music: notes fit together and harmony and all that. And mathematics has to do with abstractions and making connections.

There's something mathematically satisfying about music: notes fit together and harmony and all that. And mathematics has to do with abstractions and making connections.

- Tom Lehrer

Political satire became obsolete when Henry Kissinger was awarded the Nobel peace prize.

Political satire became obsolete when Henry Kissinger was awarded the Nobel peace prize.

- Tom Lehrer

Political satire became obsolete when they awarded Henry Kissinger the Nobel Peace Prize.

Political satire became obsolete when they awarded Henry Kissinger the Nobel Peace Prize.

- Tom Lehrer

It is sobering to consider that when Mozart was my age he had already been dead for a year.

It is sobering to consider that when Mozart was my age he had already been dead for a year.

- Tom Lehrer

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