Author: Will Rogers

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It's not what you pay a man, but what he costs you that counts.

It's not what you pay a man, but what he costs you that counts.

- Will Rogers

Make crime pay. Become a lawyer.

Make crime pay. Become a lawyer.

- Will Rogers

You've got to go out on a limb sometimes because that's where the fruit is.

You've got to go out on a limb sometimes because that's where the fruit is.

- Will Rogers

Be thankful we're not getting all the government we're paying for.

Be thankful we're not getting all the government we're paying for.

- Will Rogers

The only time people dislike gossip is when you gossip about them.

The only time people dislike gossip is when you gossip about them.

- Will Rogers

I don't make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts.

I don't make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts.

- Will Rogers

Even if you're on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit there.

Even if you're on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit there.

- Will Rogers

Everything is funny, as long as it's happening to somebody else.

Everything is funny, as long as it's happening to somebody else.

- Will Rogers

A man only learns in two ways, one by reading, and the other by association with smarter people.

A man only learns in two ways, one by reading, and the other by association with smarter people.

- Will Rogers

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