Author: Will Rogers

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You've got to go out on a limb sometimes because that's where the fruit is.

You've got to go out on a limb sometimes because that's where the fruit is.

- Will Rogers

There are three kinds of men. The one that learns by reading. The few who learn by observation. The rest of them have to pee on the electric fence for themselves.

There are three kinds of men. The one that learns by reading. The few who learn by observation. The rest of them have to pee on the electric fence for themselves.

- Will Rogers

It's not what you pay a man, but what he costs you that counts.

It's not what you pay a man, but what he costs you that counts.

- Will Rogers

The only time people dislike gossip is when you gossip about them.

The only time people dislike gossip is when you gossip about them.

- Will Rogers

I don't make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts.

I don't make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts.

- Will Rogers

Make crime pay. Become a lawyer.

Make crime pay. Become a lawyer.

- Will Rogers

Everything is funny, as long as it's happening to somebody else.

Everything is funny, as long as it's happening to somebody else.

- Will Rogers

A fool and his money are soon elected.

A fool and his money are soon elected.

- Will Rogers

Advertising is the art of convincing people to spend money they don't have for something they don't need.

Advertising is the art of convincing people to spend money they don't have for something they don't need.

- Will Rogers

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