Author: Will Rogers

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Everything is funny, as long as it's happening to somebody else.

Everything is funny, as long as it's happening to somebody else.

- Will Rogers

Too many people spend money they haven't earned to buy things they don't want to impress people they don't like.

Too many people spend money they haven't earned to buy things they don't want to impress people they don't like.

- Will Rogers

The only time people dislike gossip is when you gossip about them.

The only time people dislike gossip is when you gossip about them.

- Will Rogers

Make crime pay. Become a lawyer.

Make crime pay. Become a lawyer.

- Will Rogers

A fool and his money are soon elected.

A fool and his money are soon elected.

- Will Rogers

There are three kinds of men. The one that learns by reading. The few who learn by observation. The rest of them have to pee on the electric fence for themselves.

There are three kinds of men. The one that learns by reading. The few who learn by observation. The rest of them have to pee on the electric fence for themselves.

- Will Rogers

Be thankful we're not getting all the government we're paying for.

Be thankful we're not getting all the government we're paying for.

- Will Rogers

A man only learns in two ways, one by reading, and the other by association with smarter people.

A man only learns in two ways, one by reading, and the other by association with smarter people.

- Will Rogers

Advertising is the art of convincing people to spend money they don't have for something they don't need.

Advertising is the art of convincing people to spend money they don't have for something they don't need.

- Will Rogers

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