Author: Will Rogers

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Be thankful we're not getting all the government we're paying for.

Be thankful we're not getting all the government we're paying for.

- Will Rogers

There are three kinds of men. The one that learns by reading. The few who learn by observation. The rest of them have to pee on the electric fence for themselves.

There are three kinds of men. The one that learns by reading. The few who learn by observation. The rest of them have to pee on the electric fence for themselves.

- Will Rogers

It's not what you pay a man, but what he costs you that counts.

It's not what you pay a man, but what he costs you that counts.

- Will Rogers

Diplomacy is the art of saying 'Nice doggie' until you can find a rock.

Diplomacy is the art of saying 'Nice doggie' until you can find a rock.

- Will Rogers

The only time people dislike gossip is when you gossip about them.

The only time people dislike gossip is when you gossip about them.

- Will Rogers

Even if you're on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit there.

Even if you're on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit there.

- Will Rogers

Everything is funny, as long as it's happening to somebody else.

Everything is funny, as long as it's happening to somebody else.

- Will Rogers

A man only learns in two ways, one by reading, and the other by association with smarter people.

A man only learns in two ways, one by reading, and the other by association with smarter people.

- Will Rogers

A fool and his money are soon elected.

A fool and his money are soon elected.

- Will Rogers

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