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Author: Greg Behrendt
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Part of being a comedian is that it's your job to look at life and regurgitate it in a funny way, to point out its absurdities.
Part of being a comedian is that it's your job to look at life and regurgitate it in a funny way, to point out its absurdities.
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Greg Behrendt
I've never tried to pass myself off as anything more than a comedian who wrote a dating book.
I've never tried to pass myself off as anything more than a comedian who wrote a dating book.
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Greg Behrendt
I've learned that anything in life worth having comes from patience and hard work.
I've learned that anything in life worth having comes from patience and hard work.
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Greg Behrendt
We were raised to pursue women... Most of the guys I know enjoy the pursuit. But that doesn't mean women should be wallflowers.
We were raised to pursue women... Most of the guys I know enjoy the pursuit. But that doesn't mean women should be wallflowers.
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Greg Behrendt
The one cool thing with getting older is that you can actively choose to just be an eccentric.
The one cool thing with getting older is that you can actively choose to just be an eccentric.
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Greg Behrendt
Most comics worship music on some level. It's more rock-n-roll to get up there for an hour and make people laugh.
Most comics worship music on some level. It's more rock-n-roll to get up there for an hour and make people laugh.
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Greg Behrendt
I was always funny, but I wasn't a great musician, and I wanted to be a musician way more than I wanted to be a comic. I just didn't think comedians were cool when I was a kid.
I was always funny, but I wasn't a great musician, and I wanted to be a musician way more than I wanted to be a comic. I just didn't think comedians were cool when I was a kid.
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Greg Behrendt
I love astute observations and really great wordplay. I love the way that Louis C.K. observes life, and I love the way Patton Oswalt talks about it.
I love astute observations and really great wordplay. I love the way that Louis C.K. observes life, and I love the way Patton Oswalt talks about it.
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Greg Behrendt
This life is yours and no one else's, and if you spend your time looking at other people's pages, you'll never get anything done.
This life is yours and no one else's, and if you spend your time looking at other people's pages, you'll never get anything done.
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Greg Behrendt
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