Author: James Veitch

Quotes

Just remember: if ever you feel weighed down by the bureaucracy and often mundanity of modern life, don't fight the frustration. Let it be the catalyst for whimsy.

Just remember: if ever you feel weighed down by the bureaucracy and often mundanity of modern life, don't fight the frustration. Let it be the catalyst for whimsy.

- James Veitch

I think of the spam folder not as Pandora's box but as a costume shop in which you can play and play at being whoever and whatever you wish. If only for a time.

I think of the spam folder not as Pandora's box but as a costume shop in which you can play and play at being whoever and whatever you wish. If only for a time.

- James Veitch

I've sent thousands of emails - the conversations in the book are just the success stories.

I've sent thousands of emails - the conversations in the book are just the success stories.

- James Veitch

You can succeed as a terrible director, but try doing that with stand-up: try being a terrible comedian and getting up on stage. The funny will win out very, very quickly.

You can succeed as a terrible director, but try doing that with stand-up: try being a terrible comedian and getting up on stage. The funny will win out very, very quickly.

- James Veitch

Most scams are absurd - so absurd that one wonders how anyone falls for them at all; yet if no one falls for them, how do the scammers make money?

Most scams are absurd - so absurd that one wonders how anyone falls for them at all; yet if no one falls for them, how do the scammers make money?

- James Veitch

That's the worst health condition you can have, not being alive.

That's the worst health condition you can have, not being alive.

- James Veitch

I do bits about dating but mainly about what I did and how incompetent I am, not any genuine people writing to me.

I do bits about dating but mainly about what I did and how incompetent I am, not any genuine people writing to me.

- James Veitch

My hobbies are playing piano and guitar, pining for girls, worrying about climate change, pining for girls, and the poetry of John Keats.

My hobbies are playing piano and guitar, pining for girls, worrying about climate change, pining for girls, and the poetry of John Keats.

- James Veitch

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