Author: James Veitch

Quotes

Most scams are absurd - so absurd that one wonders how anyone falls for them at all; yet if no one falls for them, how do the scammers make money?

Most scams are absurd - so absurd that one wonders how anyone falls for them at all; yet if no one falls for them, how do the scammers make money?

- James Veitch

I've sent thousands of emails - the conversations in the book are just the success stories.

I've sent thousands of emails - the conversations in the book are just the success stories.

- James Veitch

Just remember: if ever you feel weighed down by the bureaucracy and often mundanity of modern life, don't fight the frustration. Let it be the catalyst for whimsy.

Just remember: if ever you feel weighed down by the bureaucracy and often mundanity of modern life, don't fight the frustration. Let it be the catalyst for whimsy.

- James Veitch

You can succeed as a terrible director, but try doing that with stand-up: try being a terrible comedian and getting up on stage. The funny will win out very, very quickly.

You can succeed as a terrible director, but try doing that with stand-up: try being a terrible comedian and getting up on stage. The funny will win out very, very quickly.

- James Veitch

I do bits about dating but mainly about what I did and how incompetent I am, not any genuine people writing to me.

I do bits about dating but mainly about what I did and how incompetent I am, not any genuine people writing to me.

- James Veitch

That's the worst health condition you can have, not being alive.

That's the worst health condition you can have, not being alive.

- James Veitch

I think of the spam folder not as Pandora's box but as a costume shop in which you can play and play at being whoever and whatever you wish. If only for a time.

I think of the spam folder not as Pandora's box but as a costume shop in which you can play and play at being whoever and whatever you wish. If only for a time.

- James Veitch

People say we live in an age of information overload. Right? I don't know about that, but I just know that I get too many marketing emails.

People say we live in an age of information overload. Right? I don't know about that, but I just know that I get too many marketing emails.

- James Veitch

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