Author: Karl Pilkington

Quotes

I'm not a proper traveler. I don't like to be challenged or have too much of a change and prefer a week away just to relax.

I'm not a proper traveler. I don't like to be challenged or have too much of a change and prefer a week away just to relax.

- Karl Pilkington

They say it all started out with a big bang. But, what I wonder is, was it a big bang or did it just seem big because there wasn't anything else drown it out at the time?

They say it all started out with a big bang. But, what I wonder is, was it a big bang or did it just seem big because there wasn't anything else drown it out at the time?

- Karl Pilkington

I had a bad experience doing public speaking at school. I had to talk about a pen for five minutes and it was really hard work. I couldn't wait to get off the stage.

I had a bad experience doing public speaking at school. I had to talk about a pen for five minutes and it was really hard work. I couldn't wait to get off the stage.

- Karl Pilkington

Being honest with you, it's not the 'great' wall of China. It's an all right wall. It's the 'All Right Wall of China.'

Being honest with you, it's not the 'great' wall of China. It's an all right wall. It's the 'All Right Wall of China.'

- Karl Pilkington

I'm not that lazy, but I don't need that much money. I lead a fairly simple life.

I'm not that lazy, but I don't need that much money. I lead a fairly simple life.

- Karl Pilkington

People eat duck and you think, well, we've got loads of chickens, leave the ducks alone!

People eat duck and you think, well, we've got loads of chickens, leave the ducks alone!

- Karl Pilkington

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