Author: Will Durst

Quotes

Men are superior to women, for one thing they can urinate from a speeding car.

Men are superior to women, for one thing they can urinate from a speeding car.

- Will Durst

I hate the outdoors. To me the outdoors is where the car is.

I hate the outdoors. To me the outdoors is where the car is.

- Will Durst

There is humor in the specter of the worst disaster in our nation's history. All I have to do is sweep away the debris of shock to find it.

There is humor in the specter of the worst disaster in our nation's history. All I have to do is sweep away the debris of shock to find it.

- Will Durst

Well, we won the war. You know what that means. In twenty years, we'll all be driving Iraqi cars.

Well, we won the war. You know what that means. In twenty years, we'll all be driving Iraqi cars.

- Will Durst

Comedy is defiance. It's a snort of contempt in the face of fear and anxiety. And it's the laughter that allows hope to creep back on the inhale.

Comedy is defiance. It's a snort of contempt in the face of fear and anxiety. And it's the laughter that allows hope to creep back on the inhale.

- Will Durst

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