Author: Will Durst

Quotes

Men are superior to women, for one thing they can urinate from a speeding car.

Men are superior to women, for one thing they can urinate from a speeding car.

- Will Durst

How did sex come to be thought of as dirty in the first place? God must have been a Republican.

How did sex come to be thought of as dirty in the first place? God must have been a Republican.

- Will Durst

Comedy is defiance. It's a snort of contempt in the face of fear and anxiety. And it's the laughter that allows hope to creep back on the inhale.

Comedy is defiance. It's a snort of contempt in the face of fear and anxiety. And it's the laughter that allows hope to creep back on the inhale.

- Will Durst

I hate the outdoors. To me the outdoors is where the car is.

I hate the outdoors. To me the outdoors is where the car is.

- Will Durst

There is humor in the specter of the worst disaster in our nation's history. All I have to do is sweep away the debris of shock to find it.

There is humor in the specter of the worst disaster in our nation's history. All I have to do is sweep away the debris of shock to find it.

- Will Durst

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