Author: Chris Farley

Quotes

I was glad to be sober, but after ninety days, people weren't patting me on the back anymore, sayin', 'Good job on the sobriety! Go get 'em!'

I was glad to be sober, but after ninety days, people weren't patting me on the back anymore, sayin', 'Good job on the sobriety! Go get 'em!'

- Chris Farley

I seem to get motivated a few months at a time, and then something stressful breaks the routine, and I just fold.

I seem to get motivated a few months at a time, and then something stressful breaks the routine, and I just fold.

- Chris Farley

The great comics can fall on their faces, but then they can say, 'Oh, baby, you're the greatest.' They show their heart and their vulnerability.

The great comics can fall on their faces, but then they can say, 'Oh, baby, you're the greatest.' They show their heart and their vulnerability.

- Chris Farley

I still have to work on my weight and some of my other demons.

I still have to work on my weight and some of my other demons.

- Chris Farley

I can't help it. I want to be a good Catholic, but I'm a hedonist.

I can't help it. I want to be a good Catholic, but I'm a hedonist.

- Chris Farley

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